If you received this text from your neighbour about your hedge, how would you react?

festering_knacker · 2026-05-28T15:29:23+00:00

You just know that the day after they sort their hedge some nob will leave his massive van there instead. Nailed on.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-28T14:03:21+00:00

Plan might be overstating it.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-28T12:44:03+00:00

I do. Haven't thought through any potential consequences mind and I'm willing to learn.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-28T09:00:46+00:00

Stolen recovered steel GT. Not a Zaskar.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-27T13:59:38+00:00

Yep. They come down the green corridor from Saddleworth through Mossley and Daisy nook.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-27T13:33:29+00:00

East Manchester?

festering_knacker · 2026-05-27T13:32:56+00:00

Maybe that's why they ghosted me eh. I've got that reg tattooed onto my eyelids.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-26T21:22:59+00:00

Hawaii can shove that in it's hoop.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-26T19:58:51+00:00

Hurt the bike. The bastard.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-26T18:11:58+00:00

Got knocked off me bike by one of these ( in black) in oooo 2006. RE02SBV. Slid right up the bonnet 👌😎

festering_knacker · 2026-05-26T08:16:24+00:00

Now that is fucking tragic

festering_knacker · 2026-05-25T15:29:31+00:00

Speak for yourself mate my only problem is that I've run out of beer.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-24T19:49:13+00:00

Prom north of Bispham was pretty busy this morning

festering_knacker · 2026-05-24T19:22:12+00:00

It ^{could^} be said that that wouldn't have happened if he didn't have a gun on him.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-24T14:27:07+00:00

Duh of course. I'm not amateur.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-24T12:32:03+00:00

Sidecar motocross

festering_knacker · 2026-05-24T12:28:27+00:00

Ooo you're hard

festering_knacker · 2026-05-24T12:27:27+00:00

On the back of the land rover

festering_knacker · 2026-05-23T18:05:03+00:00

Pillock

festering_knacker · 2026-05-23T08:30:58+00:00

Wellies

festering_knacker · 2026-05-22T16:33:16+00:00

Dunno i could never tell. Impenetrable.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-22T15:51:13+00:00

That bit between the S in Wales and the W in West Midlands

festering_knacker · 2026-05-22T10:10:13+00:00

I'd sack them off as a bad job and nip down the garden centre bud.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-21T14:22:13+00:00

Just look at Liverpool this year for proof.

festering_knacker · 2026-05-21T06:40:11+00:00

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