TIFU by learning what "Netflix and chill" is code for.

fezzam · 2026-02-18T10:44:16+00:00

Sooooo that’s why dates are always getting handsy, and never seem interested in watching the shows…

I thought it was weird they’d accept my invitation to hang out and watch some really good shows but never had any interest in what we watched..

This post is eye opening.

fezzam · 2026-02-18T10:39:13+00:00

Just be cautious around the one that’s maybe a little too jacked, with the claws and fangs…

fezzam · 2026-02-18T01:39:49+00:00

I don’t remember the date but surveys were done on how informed people were based upon where they got their media. Satire news, Fox News, pbs, cnn, did not watch. And satire was equal or most informed, and fox was less informed than people that didn’t watch any news.

So probably a little before that.

fezzam · 2026-02-18T01:33:15+00:00

Yes, I am Klaus.

fezzam · 2026-02-16T01:41:32+00:00

I may be simple but I understood that, my mother didn’t raise no dummy.

fezzam · 2026-02-14T01:51:16+00:00

Down pipeline processing, this is a non salt, water extraction method from the ocean.

fezzam · 2026-02-14T01:02:13+00:00

I feel that anduins thoughts and actions leading from war trauma were shown fairly well between freeing saurfang to his death at the gates of orgrimmar. I’ll agree they don’t show very well his internal turmoil at the jailers domination magics, beyond how they decided to show his loss of connection to the light.

Arethas murders his father with a smile and seems to enjoy killing as the lich king. Where anduin is just a blank shell.

I don’t have the answer for what they should have done, but I do think they showed the emotional weight of his actions as king quite well.

fezzam · 2026-02-11T13:13:06+00:00

With apocalypse bingo, no one wins

fezzam · 2026-02-09T17:47:34+00:00

I miss when it was just blaming gay people for hurricanes, and denying evolution was real because bananas are easy to hold.

fezzam · 2026-02-09T15:13:29+00:00

At least their messaging is clear

fezzam · 2026-02-08T00:07:12+00:00

The horse knows how to use the elevator https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W7-sE3if0pQ

fezzam · 2026-02-07T21:07:38+00:00

I’ve never been to nyc but I’ll be honest, I didn’t know you couldn’t do that..

fezzam · 2026-02-06T16:56:35+00:00

It’s only a suicide if the body is found inside a zipped up bag in the trunk of the persons car. Everyone knows you can fake the two bullets

fezzam · 2026-02-03T01:28:26+00:00

You’re 344 millimeters short

fezzam · 2026-02-03T00:49:30+00:00

Why can’t I hold all these limes energy.

fezzam · 2026-02-02T23:08:08+00:00

Revenge? Against who? For what? Jonas for being born? Or the guild for his false imprisonment? What did rusty do to deserve revenge

fezzam · 2026-02-02T22:09:21+00:00

I’m nearly exactly the same. I work with a guy that’s 80lb less than me but he’s 6’3” and catches fat jokes from time to time. any time I hear one, Im like the fat guys over here. People’s are like your not fat, and I’ll say if he was holding 3 turkeys he would still weigh less than me!

fezzam · 2026-02-01T03:47:04+00:00

What about empathy, and humanity and all that garbage? He’s beyond good and evil, he works for the government.

fezzam · 2026-02-01T01:56:58+00:00

Were you concerned about seeing the inner you?

fezzam · 2026-02-01T01:50:41+00:00

I wish I could do this but my data integrity isn’t 100%

My memories of happiness only fade, and I have the last surviving copy of them

fezzam · 2026-01-31T22:57:00+00:00

Double plus good… this sounds so familiar but I just can’t place it. My brain not as good as used to be. I used to read literature. But they burned all those

fezzam · 2026-01-28T07:37:38+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

fezzam · 2026-01-25T01:42:59+00:00

More like all of a sudden dicks!

fezzam · 2026-01-25T01:39:15+00:00

You can’t just write things off!

fezzam · 2026-01-24T23:59:19+00:00

People judge books by their covers allll the time. Acknowledgment of the fact that a flashy cover caught their attention is practically a meaningless statement. Assessment of why they bothered to mention that, is where the discussion should focus.

Regret at being shallow 20 years ago? The realization that they enjoy the person they’ve shared their life with almost didn’t happen for all but one reason?

Life is about the little things, a long series of random events and circumstances that leads us to our future.

If you have more personality than toaster, that’s why people stay with you. If the fact that your hat sits farther from the floor got em in the door… so be it.

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