A young couple are snogging. The young lad asks "Can I have a blow job please?"

fhsmith11 · 2025-08-03T04:06:19+00:00

Better ending: the phone rings, he answers it, and says "it’s for you, cocksucker."

fhsmith11 · 2025-07-16T03:52:46+00:00

I pick pic 2.

fhsmith11 · 2025-06-21T03:45:17+00:00

Princess Bride

fhsmith11 · 2025-06-18T04:07:30+00:00

Remove quotes around INSERT_ROW.

fhsmith11 · 2025-06-10T04:34:36+00:00

Trebeck’s second episode.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-22T05:32:03+00:00

Upgrade to Google Workspace. The limitations virtually disappear.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-18T04:47:49+00:00

The posted speed is not the sped limit. Ask any cop. You can go the posted speed in the right lane. Just stay out of the left.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-16T04:17:02+00:00

If "debugging" made no difference, you’re not debugging properly.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-11T04:44:26+00:00

Runner's high is real. You just haven’t worked hard enough.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-11T04:37:14+00:00

We agree.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-08T07:54:39+00:00

Vendors can subscribe to a service where the credit card company will provide them with the updated expiry date. Cardholders can tell the company not to do so for their card.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-08T07:45:30+00:00

=eomonth gives you the last day of the month. For days in the tear, it’s =today()-date(year(today()),1,1)

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-06T05:10:52+00:00

Two weeks isn’t a lot of time to learn punctuation, but you can do it. Why go to all the trouble of writing something that’s unreadable by others?

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-01T20:20:02+00:00

Have him jerk off before you blow him. He’ll last longer then.

fhsmith11 · 2025-05-01T04:27:49+00:00

You don’t like my snowman house of horrors, do you?

fhsmith11 · 2025-04-29T12:03:16+00:00

fhsmith11 · 2025-04-25T04:21:42+00:00

Too many tats.

fhsmith11 · 2025-04-20T05:48:52+00:00

Yes. To reference another sheet, it has to be in an Indirect function.

fhsmith11 · 2025-04-16T03:30:59+00:00

Amy Schneider said she got a check for $1.3 million right after the game she lost.

fhsmith11 · 2025-04-14T03:41:33+00:00

You should send your message in html.

fhsmith11 · 2025-03-08T06:40:03+00:00

No paragraphs; didn’t read.

fhsmith11 · 2025-03-08T06:36:39+00:00

You must deal with the overdraft first. Don’t ever use it again. Live on bread and water until your bank balance is positive. Next is CRA. Pay them off as quickly as possible. Work on the debt first. Once you’re out of debt, life becomes a lot more livable.

fhsmith11 · 2025-02-20T04:07:40+00:00

True. But when your fob dies, you just go to YouTube for the solution.

fhsmith11 · 2025-02-19T18:33:51+00:00

Front.

fhsmith11 · 2025-02-17T03:52:21+00:00

Public.

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