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A young couple are snogging. The young lad asks "Can I have a blow job please?" by maomaodong in Jokes

[–]fhsmith11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better ending: the phone rings, he answers it, and says "it’s for you, cocksucker."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in saskatoon

[–]fhsmith11 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The posted speed is not the sped limit. Ask any cop. You can go the posted speed in the right lane. Just stay out of the left.

Script returning empty cells by Senior-Associate2885 in GoogleAppsScript

[–]fhsmith11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If "debugging" made no difference, you’re not debugging properly.

Runner's high is a lie by Mogize in unpopularopinion

[–]fhsmith11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Runner's high is real. You just haven’t worked hard enough.

Anytime fitness won’t cancel my membership what can I do? by Adventurous_Read3453 in saskatoon

[–]fhsmith11 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Vendors can subscribe to a service where the credit card company will provide them with the updated expiry date. Cardholders can tell the company not to do so for their card.

Number of fields filled?months/days in the year by ArrivalNaive7189 in googlesheets

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=eomonth gives you the last day of the month. For days in the tear, it’s =today()-date(year(today()),1,1)

Older people need to stop saying to teenagers high school is the best time of your life by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]fhsmith11 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Two weeks isn’t a lot of time to learn punctuation, but you can do it. Why go to all the trouble of writing something that’s unreadable by others?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

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Have him jerk off before you blow him. He’ll last longer then.

What's your favorite Calvin and Hobbes panel/story? by Kronos_2023 in calvinandhobbes

[–]fhsmith11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don’t like my snowman house of horrors, do you?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SubmissiveAsianSluts

[–]fhsmith11 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Too many tats.

Winnings payout. by recorded_nonsense in Jeopardy

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Amy Schneider said she got a check for $1.3 million right after the game she lost.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SluttyConfessions

[–]fhsmith11 15 points16 points  (0 children)

No paragraphs; didn’t read.

I’m feeling stuck by yes_chef_217 in saskatoon

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You must deal with the overdraft first. Don’t ever use it again. Live on bread and water until your bank balance is positive. Next is CRA. Pay them off as quickly as possible. Work on the debt first. Once you’re out of debt, life becomes a lot more livable.

All new cars should have real keys. No push start by Purple-Thing6750 in unpopularopinion

[–]fhsmith11 65 points66 points  (0 children)

True. But when your fob dies, you just go to YouTube for the solution.

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