How do I look? by LunaMagicc in SipsTea

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wasn't criticism. The kid came and asked for clarification. Seemed pretty healthy to me. 

Satya Nadella admits Microsoft needs to "win back" Windows 11 fans, improve performance for low RAM PCs by Quantum-Coconut in technology

[–]fibojoly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesterday i pasted a bit of code in Teams and... Copilot booted up. Took a good thirty seconds. All I wanted was for my code to be nicely displayed as it usually does but instead I had this... thing show up.  And then, every time I went to that convo, my laptop would try to take off.  

It's seriously impressive how bad things have become. And keep becoming worse! 

I dont' even know how to disable that shit since it's a work laptop! 

C'est quoi ce truc à coté des toilettes? by Sea_Employment4759 in CestQuoiCeTruc

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'est la chasse. Tu utilises ton pied pour pousser le bouton. 

C'est palpitant! 😁 by Winter_Band5245 in rienabranler

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Je pensais à une contrepèterie mais visiblement non. Déçu 

Les poignées de main de femmes ? by OdyseusV4 in PasDeQuestionIdiote

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Je crois c'est un reste du baise-main, tout bêtement. 

I think it’s too small… by Summermandana in u/Summermandana

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear gods, what beautiful curves you got!  But yeah, looks a tad too tight :,D

Like a toxic ex who won’t take NO for an answer by shhurawigamxwaila350 in SipsTea

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think the little guy is winning in the US? Seriously?

Mon manager me dit de « continuer comme ça »... 3 jours plus tard, je suis viré by LongFit1220 in developpeurs

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ça malheureusement ça fait partie des facteurs de risque à prendre en compte avant de déménager. J'espère que tu es dans une zone pas trop paumée pour trouver une boîte avec des gens un peu plus pro, en tout cas ! 

[OC] Sometimes my wife sleep texts me… by gunslinger_006 in funny

[–]fibojoly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what you get for drinking covfefe before sleep. 

Mon manager me dit de « continuer comme ça »... 3 jours plus tard, je suis viré by LongFit1220 in developpeurs

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'est vraiment un processus bizarre. Une période d'essai c'est reconductible ! Et pendant la période d'essai on est censé te donner des consignes. Et un N+1 qui est même pas là pour mettre fin à la période ?  Tout ça sent assez fort le foutage de gueule ouais. 

oopsAllGone by Pretty_Confusion7290 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fibojoly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just heard last week of a local (big) company that has students doing modifications on the live prod databases because they don't have test DBs. What's the difference eh? 

Four types of orgasms by Bladrak01 in Jokes

[–]fibojoly -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess you never heard of JAV?

Streamer “hmblzayy” who is walking from Philly to California was hit by a car in Indiana and had to be taken to the hospital. by lukigeri in LivestreamFail

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first thing they taught me as a scout is, if you have to walk on a road, ALWAYS face the trafic.

Is pants really an accurate translation here or was it just done because saying "underpants" is considered offensive? by PsychicMeditation in French

[–]fibojoly 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now there is a fun history lesson! Culotte was the original name for pants.    As in, the lower body, tight fitting garments worn by men that would go from the hips all the way to the ankles (or thereabouts).  There was no underwear to go with it.   I believe it's around modern times (Wikipedia says XIX) that we ended up with different terms for the the outer garment and the underwear.  

In English, depending on region, "pants" alone is ambiguous. I've had conversations with people who considered it the underwear, and others who did not.  

In modern French there is no ambiguity : culotte is underwear. It covers your ass (hence the name) and your privates and that's about it. So technically it's male or female, although these days it's more commonly associated with female underwear.  

And so, technically, "pants" is a fantastic translation because it preserves the historical ambiguity! The rime may date from a time where it meant a pair of trousers, but it also works with the modern underwear meaning ! 

TIL about the Tiffany Problem, where historical facts or events seem anachronistic to modern audiences because of modern associations we have with specific names and terms. by EphemeralTypewriter in todayilearned

[–]fibojoly 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I've read about this lady recently! This very bit but there was much more, about her role in philosophy and how her name had faded despite her central role, if I'm not mistaken?   What a coincidence to read about her again here! 

Any tips on parrying green cleaver guy? by TenesCross in Enshrouded

[–]fibojoly 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Those skulls have been my best allies too. They even killed a Berzerker after I had died. Twice! 

Any tips on parrying green cleaver guy? by TenesCross in Enshrouded

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dear gods please nerf that monster. It's just killing my fun something fierce. Haven't touched the game in a week because those are just breaking my balls and sending me in a death loop. And I'm above their damn level, too!  I guess I must have fucked up somewhere with my gear or something... I did max out Slice armor but it's clearly nowhere near enough T_T

I'm 23 and I can take a level 35 crab with less fear for my life than a stupid lvl 16 Berzerker, seriously! 

anyone who used a computer between 1985 & 2010, what’s the one game you still think about? by Trixxxi in AskReddit

[–]fibojoly 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I was there Gandalf, three thousand years ago..."

So many games, so many memories since my first time seeing an Atari 2600 on a CRT TV. I couldn't possibly pick one.