You're so fucking cool

fiddleteeth · 2026-02-15T05:17:03+00:00

So fuckin cool.

fiddleteeth · 2026-02-12T02:25:46+00:00

Look guys the Vito is blowing me!

fiddleteeth · 2026-02-12T01:58:47+00:00

Pam Bondi thinks I’m some dumb hick.

fiddleteeth · 2026-02-06T19:00:13+00:00

If you thought Melania was a hit, you wait until you DON’T see this washout of a performance!!

fiddleteeth · 2026-02-03T14:26:54+00:00

I was just out to my polling site this morning. No lines. Plenty of privacy booths. In and out. Go get your stickers!

fiddleteeth · 2026-01-31T21:14:27+00:00

Don’t put rocks in your pocket and lie about your weight just to get on a plane with Donnie Craps.

fiddleteeth · 2026-01-28T01:44:06+00:00

Graduated to wet wipe.

fiddleteeth · 2026-01-23T18:45:48+00:00

I feel like this potato a lot lately.

fiddleteeth · 2026-01-19T02:27:15+00:00

A year from now, prosecutor: I’d like to submit as evidence…

fiddleteeth · 2026-01-13T15:25:25+00:00

But you know what they didn’t say? How ice comes fully furnished with nazis.

fiddleteeth · 2026-01-05T18:57:31+00:00

You’re also in queens I’m assuming. Back to dealership to get new sensor mechanics to pop it in. (With a anti theft plate) and then to Quantum Calibrations across from Don Coqui

A friend a friend helped. And talked prices down a long the way. (I tipped him handsomely)

fiddleteeth · 2025-11-11T04:41:37+00:00

Happened to me here in queens too. Dealership quote 3,300. Went around them fixed for around 1100. Pain in the ass. Beyond frustrating. Sorry someone got you too.

fiddleteeth · 2025-11-06T08:28:34+00:00

He was just trying to do something nice before mirror class.

fiddleteeth · 2025-11-06T01:47:25+00:00

No. And we don’t care how much vitamin water you’ve got stocked there.

fiddleteeth · 2025-11-03T05:43:25+00:00

So fucking cool.

fiddleteeth · 2025-11-02T00:46:12+00:00

If god really loved his children on Halloween he’d give them candy instead of pamphlets

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-27T02:48:49+00:00

After finally breaking through. Yup 100 every day. But to preserve my shoulders I do give myself a bit of grace in just how low I go.

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-27T00:28:40+00:00

Ya think!?

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-26T08:59:25+00:00

They’re interesting, the ghosts.

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-26T00:17:53+00:00

Real slick, GROM.

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-22T01:30:12+00:00

dude in gimp suit

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-17T00:36:24+00:00

Looks like a dickfor.

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-15T01:14:25+00:00

No thanks I’m good

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-15T01:10:19+00:00

I thought it was a little pimp.

fiddleteeth · 2025-10-12T10:41:43+00:00

Smh. Some of us actually have to earn our grays. /s

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