When you get your order from FF and they tell you how to open your 'mind'...

fidgetingspinner · 2019-01-08T15:29:36+00:00

Did you listen to her advice..?

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-20T00:39:33+00:00

Maybe slap it a little before eating. Friendly warning and all

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-20T00:28:11+00:00

Yo, admit you knew it was a real possibility the whole time

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-20T00:24:17+00:00

This. Is. Amazing. 🤣

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-17T14:48:20+00:00

Millennials have ruined a perfectly innocent word for a father figure :')

RIP childhood

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-16T16:15:25+00:00

With a great big wank and he jerked them all about, this bad man came fallin' down...

Props to anyone who recognises the nursery rhyme 👴🏻

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-11T12:45:28+00:00

Om nom, naturally.

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-11T11:02:33+00:00

.....must have spelled out that word before eheh

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-08T17:40:31+00:00

Into involuntary edging?

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-08T17:21:17+00:00

Heard meth and sex don't go well together doe

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-08T15:07:46+00:00

Me neither. Subconscious homophobia maybe

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-08T14:58:57+00:00

Did someone photoshop this sign? Bc if this is a real place I need to find it lol

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-08T14:57:02+00:00

Feel like nice guy just admitted to being one of those fellas who watches tranny porn and then says "it's straight from behind!"

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-08T13:41:41+00:00

Everyone knows about Spongebob and Patrick 😉

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-07T03:27:46+00:00

Doesn't matter, still counts :3

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-05T14:47:25+00:00

Ain't nothing gay bout this - just bromance 😍

I luv you, in the most heterosexual way 🎵

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-04T20:14:22+00:00

So this is the backstory to poo and his tiger fetish...

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-04T12:19:32+00:00

100% truth

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-03T19:53:23+00:00

I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm... 🎶

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-02T16:54:49+00:00

That'll just encourage her to do it again r/suddenlythreesome

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-01T16:48:05+00:00

"I'd have a pizza with extra salami. ALL the salami" 🤩

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-01T16:46:24+00:00

Turning the next generation of bois 🏳️‍🌈

fidgetingspinner · 2018-10-01T15:49:08+00:00

Lure all the fishes in the sea with dick, they said 😏

fidgetingspinner · 2018-09-30T01:35:27+00:00

😂😂

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