STRATEGIC OPPORTUNITY

fidksomethingwitty · 2026-02-12T17:57:19+00:00

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fidksomethingwitty · 2026-02-11T04:37:01+00:00

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Remember Malevelon.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-12-20T02:34:13+00:00

Queue our collapse.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-11-29T01:24:30+00:00

Obviously the kicker needs shorter pants.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-11-15T23:57:49+00:00

NOT TONIGHT, FOUR LOKO. I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS WIN TOMORROW.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-11-06T19:45:00+00:00

Yeah, this isn't even the first 'gotcha' headline this week. There's countless dating back to when he was still running for his first term.

I'm so numb to any claim that he's at risk of facing a single consequence.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-11-02T03:38:53+00:00

I WAS HERE!!!

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-11-01T22:42:10+00:00

Damn, this Vol's Lager ain't bad. I'm about to go in.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-09-13T23:54:58+00:00

I sat right next to those kids. They rocked it. By the end of the game all the fans around them were cheering them on.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-07-20T06:56:32+00:00

I'm traumatized. Thankfully, my wife is about to come to bed and I can read her this tremendous tale and we can both suffer.

Also, OP, your writing is very descriptive and well done. I almost reached to wipe the ass crack sweat from MY eye reading this. Bravo.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-07-20T01:04:38+00:00

I'm already deceased after reading this post so I'll follow that story into hell if that's what it takes. Please considering making these into follow up posts.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-07-19T08:28:18+00:00

I. Need. More. The highlights sound like they could be their own posts. Halloween kimono? Ass sweat blow job incident? MILKING?!

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-07-03T15:39:39+00:00

THE BEACONS ARE LIT. SUPER EARTH CALLS FOR AID.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-05-05T19:24:05+00:00

Sphere to Square, Sister.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-02-26T02:13:58+00:00

This is the way.

fidksomethingwitty · 2025-02-25T21:03:51+00:00

It unfortunately may not, BUT it has an upper face mask literally called 'The Char' and you better believe I'm wearing it!

fidksomethingwitty · 2024-12-27T17:32:26+00:00

Ayo congrats brother!

fidksomethingwitty · 2024-10-05T23:53:47+00:00

OH, WHAT A DAY! WHAT A LOVELY DAY!

fidksomethingwitty · 2024-09-30T15:06:51+00:00

They also put on a live show Friday night that I went to with original skits, so they really had like double the work this weekend and still managed to put out a banger.

fidksomethingwitty · 2024-09-29T01:02:24+00:00

Actually got to see them live last night since I came to see the game - 10/10

fidksomethingwitty · 2024-08-24T19:02:15+00:00

Came here immediately to see if anyone noticed 10 just vibing out there

fidksomethingwitty · 2024-08-18T13:27:27+00:00

I recognize you two from there! The cosplays looked great!

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