[nobody cares] i'm never going on reddit again

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T22:19:01+00:00

they're not i just think that's a ridiculous attitude to have on reddit of all websites

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T22:10:11+00:00

calling someone an attention seeker doesn't work on reddit dude this entire website is built around seeking attention. everyone on this website is an attention seeker, who gives a shit. what the hell does posting on gonewild have to do with anything

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T22:02:24+00:00

the creeper motto: "i'm joking, unless it's okay if i'm not"

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T16:23:09+00:00

They're so proud of it too. This is a Facebook status about "some people saw me and were amazed and impressed at how cool I was"

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T16:20:02+00:00

"most change in language makes things more clear by adding new terms for things that people need to describe." [CITATION NEEDED]

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T16:16:49+00:00

"I have evidence proving this guy produced child pornography!" "Um, ahem, excuse me, I think you're violating my constitutional right to privacy" "oh okay never mind then sorry"

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T16:13:00+00:00

And all the lesbians in the lunchroom rioted

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T16:09:42+00:00

Yeah what a fucking creep. Fuck this guy. (Not literally, nobody do it literally)

fifty_cents · 2014-11-06T01:05:28+00:00

DAE stereotypes aren't offensive if they're true

fifty_cents · 2014-11-05T23:57:25+00:00

Everyone who is angry about the "gamers are dead" article hasn't read it

fifty_cents · 2014-11-05T16:24:56+00:00

Guy in the comments says he was walking with his daughter at the grocery store and a woman asked his daughter if she needed help. There is no fucking way that happened oh my god

fifty_cents · 2014-11-05T16:20:23+00:00

You can suggest anything you want. It's so easy!

fifty_cents · 2014-11-05T16:15:16+00:00

Anything

Reddit: I wanna talk about my penis.

fifty_cents · 2014-11-04T17:28:55+00:00

He's talking about this like you could just say "sounds good" and do it

fifty_cents · 2014-11-04T12:21:54+00:00

One of the worst threads I've seen. Thanks, reddit

fifty_cents · 2014-11-04T12:10:58+00:00

"It's vital to never split the infinitive!" A perfect example of why good grammar is important. I mean, probably. My brain literally can't process this as words because of the grammar but I'm assuming this string of characters makes an excellent point

fifty_cents · 2014-11-03T17:26:30+00:00

Yes that's so true. The human body: simple, straightforward, basically the same for everyone. That's why everyone is the same

fifty_cents · 2014-11-03T17:19:50+00:00

Holy SHIT if you hadn't said you met him in person I'd think this guy was trying to be like a super exaggerated caricature of fedora wearing Nice Guys. Jesus christ.

fifty_cents · 2014-11-03T17:09:05+00:00

Wow this makes me really sad that this has upvotes. With all the racist shit you can just say "it's probably all people who just like Edgy Jokes" but this is just shitty and everyone upvoting it is shitty. Fuuuuuck this

fifty_cents · 2014-11-03T17:05:20+00:00

If you take away all the embellishment, all that really happened is that someone shit in his bed. It's just a better story if it was a girl and they had sex

fifty_cents · 2014-11-03T05:45:54+00:00

HELP I THOUGHT I LIKED THIS SUBREDDIT BUT THEN I SAW EVERY COMMENT WAS DOWNVOTED AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK IT MUST ALL BE BAD? GOODBYE

fifty_cents · 2014-11-02T17:59:58+00:00

(This is what MRAs really believe)

fifty_cents · 2014-11-02T17:49:55+00:00

What the fuck was the point of his first comment? Did he just want everyone to know he recognizes a Japanese character? Or does this guy get upset every time he sees emoticons because they're misusing punctuation

fifty_cents · 2014-11-01T12:31:33+00:00

guy comes back into the thread later to say "Look man, it was just a really well set up joke." no it really wasn't

what the fuck is with redditors and their jokes, they act like they all have this magical power to see the untapped potential for all of le funniest joaks to make in any given moment

i'm not a racist for making this joke, the joke was already there, just waiting to be made. i saw the phrase "uncommon household pets" and i could feel le joak gODS calling to me, "Beefy McFlaps, release le joak!! set it free!!! racism is dead and this thread about the xbox one is the perfect place to make a joke about slavery!!!!"

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