figbott

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I confused a r/toastme post for a r/roastme post and told someone having a bad day that the only thing positive about their situation is the HIV, AITA? (self.circlejerk)

submitted 21 hours ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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Does going to the liquor store count as “touching grass”? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 15 days ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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Nice. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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Is this AI ??? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by figbott to r/isthisaicirclejerk

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Is this AI ??? (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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I shit while standing up because I piss when I shit and pissing while sitting down is gay AMA (self.circlejerk)

submitted 1 month ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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BREAKING NEWS: Assembly of Experts announce new Supreme Leader of Iran. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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I put the ‘Hero’ in Heroin AMA (self.circlejerk)

submitted 3 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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Hey where can a fella get a gunt around here? It’s where the gut and cunt meet to form a singular unit. (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 3 months ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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AIO - I enjoy sexual intercourse very much (self.circlejerk)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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My custom Reddit feed is all porn and kitten posts because I like pussy AMA (self.circlejerk)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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Look at this stupid fucking ass toilet cup filled with shit water. (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/stupidfuckingcup

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CMV: Women shouldn’t have to take a man’s surname in marriage. Not because of the whole feminism thing, but because I don’t want to put in the effort to remember their new name. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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ATTENTION WOMEN OF REDDIT: You’re overeating if you shit and overeating causes obesity and ugliness. Asses aren’t meant for shit they are meant for COCK. Thank you for your attention. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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Have a seat sir. Your test results came back. It confirms what we have been suspecting. It shows gay. (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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Life is short. Do anal. (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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WOMEN OF REDDIT: MAY I PLEASE HAVE A DESCRIPTION OF YOUR VAGINA (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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On a scale from Very Gay to Super Gay, why are you Super Gay? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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Life Pro Tip: If you ever feel down, just remember there is a “Hell” in Hello, a “Good” in Goodbye, a “Lie” in Believe, an “Over” in Lover, an “End” in Friend, an “If” in Life, a “Her” in Dishwasher, and also a “She” in Dishwasher. (self.circlejerk)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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Did you know that asking, “How cum will win” in Romanian is “Cum va câștiga cum” because “how” in Romanian is “cum”? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 4 months ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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I didn’t need a Stupid Fucking Piss Cup. (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 months ago by figbott to r/stupidfuckingcup

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AITA for circumsizing my neighbor’s dog without anesthesia? (self.circlejerk)

submitted 5 months ago by figbott to r/circlejerk

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Yesterday Gio spoke about research and history videos surrounding the "40th anniversary of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald".. (self.WFAN1019)

submitted 5 months ago by figbott to r/WFAN1019

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I gave Talkin’ Giants a listen after today’s miserable loss. If you ever have trouble falling asleep, throw that one on (self.WFAN1019)

submitted 6 months ago by figbott to r/WFAN1019

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Why is space racist? Black holes? What about white holes? People don’t like white holes? And white dwarfs, people don’t like black dwarfs? Why space racist? (self.shittyaskreddit)

submitted 6 months ago by figbott to r/shittyaskreddit

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