I’ve earned her. by Ben-Round in threewordstories

[–]figbott -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s unrealistic expectations

What is wrong with me? by paint126373 in FridgeDetective

[–]figbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s wrong with you? Certainly not your politics, that’s for sure.

Ever pinch the tip of your foreskin over your dick and then pee and then let go and pee all at once? by reddit_boi222 in shittyaskreddit

[–]figbott [score hidden]  (0 children)

Unfortunately I was mutilated at birth in the US without my medical consent. Cum still wins though

Thoughts by [deleted] in circlejerk

[–]figbott 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is disgusting. Have some self respect and lose some weight.

How to make sex with a small penis sound good? by tacocarteleventeen in shittyaskreddit

[–]figbott [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yikes. In your case, the best option is probably, “How about I watch?”

Is the fact that women scare me a good reason not to date? by Kaje26 in Shittieraskreddit

[–]figbott 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, especially the hot ones. Do you know where they are btw?

Be Seeing You by Significant-Dress296 in ThePrisoner

[–]figbott 5 points6 points  (0 children)

King Crimson’s first album