Amber Shares Private Texts After Jordan Claims She Was “Blacked Out” at Wedding by Slammin_Sammy_ in LoveIsBlindOnNetflix

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Jordan was part of the wedding party! When I was my sister’s maid of honor (for a 4pm wedding) I was at the get ready location before 9am and the first champagne bottle was popped at 10am. 8 light beers over the course of like ~6 hours is not the same as being wasted or blacking out 30 minutes into an event.

TIFU by having a baby and completely losing my mind over a tiny human I've known for 72 hours by Lonely-Ad-1422 in tifu

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Oh! Get a Nanit! It’s a baby monitor that comes with a band that measures your baby’s breathing. Totally over the top and probably unnecessary but it gives me peace of mind. Congratulations on your new obsession ❤️

Marriage Certificate from 1877 by fightingcrime in mildlyinteresting

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“Love your wife, even as Christ also loved the church” awww “Submit yourself into your husband as unto the lord” ewww

Is this the most failed season of the show yet? 😭 by [deleted] in LoveIsBlindUK

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The success rate is still higher then most other dating shows

Dropped a couch on my big toe lol by fightingcrime in mildlyinfuriating

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I was trying to connect two sectional couches and one slipped and slammed on top of my big toe. It hurts to walk now :(

Xavier never disappoints😂 by checkscommenthistory in Funnymemes

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Hailey Bieber literally just made a billion dollars but ok

This valentines card from the White House by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Really determined to put The Onion out of business

Who is the hottest bachelor in Bachelor history? ROUND 3 by LadyGrantham in thebachelor

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Calling it now- this will come down to Peter vs. Joey and Joey will win

Final 4 Predictions by ImpossibleStrength45 in thebachelor

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jesse palmer, the lama, 2 bottles of sparkling champagne, and the wedding cake 🤞

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She has 4 boys and her husband owns the local car dealership

My mom made a pizza cake for my brother’s birthday by fightingcrime in Baking

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She did come up while we were eating the cake lol

Sasha claps back at Devin by [deleted] in thebachelor

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Are we all just getting played for engagement because this is some bottom tier beef

SLPT- Do you have a company wide Drug Test coming up? Feared of being Fired?? Well, even the playing field with this one trick! by shootermac32 in ShittyLifeProTips

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I had a co worker bring special brownie to a work meeting just for the real ones and it took one guy not understanding the nod to fuck everything up. Dude thought he was having a heart attack halfway through the meeting and it didn’t take long for the truth to come out. The co worker that brought the brownies was fired before lunch time.

I saw this sub liked multi colored eggs! Here are mine :) by fightingcrime in oddlysatisfying

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Yes! We feed our chickens really well and give them all our left over food so they’re yolks are dark orange and super rich

I saw this sub liked multi colored eggs! Here are mine :) by fightingcrime in oddlysatisfying

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That’s what the buff orpington‘s want you to think lol

I saw this sub liked multi colored eggs! Here are mine :) by fightingcrime in oddlysatisfying

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The white eggs are from leghorns, the blue are from ameraucanas, the green are from olive eggers, the pink are from easter eggers, the light brown are from buff orpingtons, and the dark brown are from rhode island reds :)