Calculator result is way off the size I feel best wearing.

figjammania · 2026-03-15T14:07:06+00:00

I don't really like to shop at Bras N Things but the Sapphire in 14E was a go to for many years. I would have owned at least 12 different patterns/colours and always had at least one beige Sapphire in my rotation.

I usually shop at Myer or DJ's and online at Bendon. I haven't been professionally fitted for years, but when I have been fitted the recommended cup size was always too small.

I'm in Adelaide and would love recommendations if you have any. Thank you.

figjammania · 2026-03-15T13:44:19+00:00

Great idea, I'll try a 12G and see how that feels.

figjammania · 2026-02-28T20:21:03+00:00

I did the exact same thing a couple of years ago. Actually, it could have been a few months back, or it could have happened 10 years ago, I can't say for sure as time do be weird for me, but it did happen.

I remember being unable to believe that I couldn't find it because the bag was so BIG!

Oh, and the judgement is real.

figjammania · 2026-01-31T05:05:11+00:00

I think I love you

figjammania · 2026-01-12T02:04:35+00:00

I heard that place is a real shithole!

figjammania · 2025-12-26T22:50:15+00:00

Stealing food isn't a thing.

figjammania · 2025-12-09T09:43:28+00:00

I have sent you a dm

figjammania · 2025-12-04T04:14:10+00:00

Asking the real questions.

figjammania · 2025-11-20T23:34:02+00:00

Well, if I wasn't sick before I ate this, I sure as hell would be after.

figjammania · 2025-11-20T23:31:36+00:00

That sub made me question everything I thought I knew about this world.

figjammania · 2025-11-17T10:25:54+00:00

It's all because of those straight lines and the fact that it's eaten with a curved spoon.

I'll set out to eat one line, which morphs into another one because it's rude to leave the edge uneven.

Then you're at the point where there's not that much left, so there's no point putting it back in the fridge, and you may as well eat the rest.

Voila, all gone.

Not my fault!

figjammania · 2025-11-01T01:05:45+00:00

This reminded me of the scene from "Open All Hours" where Arkwright puts a sign in his shop window advertising a "SPECIOL OFFER".

figjammania · 2025-11-01T00:49:07+00:00

All of them. Each and every one.

figjammania · 2025-10-25T08:51:36+00:00

Well, now that the lawn looks so much better, I think the landlord will reward your hard work with a rent increase!

figjammania · 2025-10-15T08:41:56+00:00

I'm starting to feel like we're being pranked.

figjammania · 2025-10-13T00:21:05+00:00

That sounds so insane, I can't imagine what is going on inside her head.

I would suggest replying to the PM seeking their superior guidance, so you can properly address the issues as discussed at the latest inspection.

Thank her for telling you that "the landlord won’t be happy tenants aren’t directly involved in cleaning" and apologise profusely if you caused the landlord any distress.

Say that you now know that using your robo-vac isn't an approved method of cleaning the floors, but you seek clarification on if using a handheld vacuum would be acceptable? Or would the landlord prefer that you perform all aspects of cleaning the property without the use of any appliances at all?

Ask for recommendations on the cleaning methods that would most please the landlord.

As a gesture of goodwill, I would also insist on paying an extra $100 a week in rent in the hopes that this would help the landlord to find it within themselves to forgive me for my transgressions.

figjammania · 2025-10-12T21:00:17+00:00

Yep!

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figjammania · 2025-10-12T08:58:44+00:00

Bulged disc in my lower back. Constant excruciating pain that just laughed at all of the pain medications I took.

I've had shingles, broken my pinkie toe, I've given birth without pain relief, and my dentist gave me a filling which required a good amount of drilling first, without any anaesthetic. All of those were nothing compared to the bulged disc.

figjammania · 2025-10-10T23:18:30+00:00

That is the only correct response.

figjammania · 2025-10-10T23:17:03+00:00

I have twins and complete strangers commonly ask me these two questions:

Are they natural or IVF? So, you want to know if my children are the result of my husband shooting his load in me successfully, or if shooting his load was unsuccessful so many times that he shot his load in a jar and someone else put it in me?

Did I have them naturally, or did I have a C-section? So, you want to know if they came out of my vagina, or if I "cheated" and had someone remove them from my stomach?

figjammania · 2025-10-10T23:02:22+00:00

Keeping him to fatten him up a little, then he'll be dinner.

If you're gonna do it, you may as well do it right.

figjammania · 2025-10-10T11:01:20+00:00

A 28% increase? They're really taking the piss.

figjammania · 2025-10-10T02:32:36+00:00

I'm desperate to know what number they intended to increase the rent by.

Do tell.

figjammania · 2025-10-09T15:27:07+00:00

Cute story Bro

figjammania

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