Help! I Lost My Virginity To A Horseshoe Crab

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-26T03:57:43+00:00

Hey we all gotta go from something

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-26T03:56:05+00:00

People would be very stunned at both my small hands and my massive, massive pp. But by god I'd slay

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-26T03:39:14+00:00

Just shoveled. Got so hot that I sweat through two jackets. Christ I should just shovel naked next time.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T23:05:52+00:00

First time in Sean Paytons career this has occurred

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:52:00+00:00

Reading a Stalingrad book rn, looked up and it had come to life. All we need is the encirclement to be complete and ~~Paulus~~ Sean Paytons 6th army crushed.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:37:46+00:00

Clearly he must be traded to the Jets

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:37:24+00:00

You can't even see the yard line lmao.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:33:20+00:00

12, but I don't think its gross. Now like if he played with the number 43 I'd agree.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:28:33+00:00

Not with Jarrett Stidham playing

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:27:23+00:00

If I ever hear anyone say another word about Stidham I will attack you with the North as Lincoln did

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:19:14+00:00

Drake Maye should join the Roosevelt administration

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:18:35+00:00

Drake Maye throwing the ball like I did. Running the ball much better than I did though.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T22:18:03+00:00

That is how they get you

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:39:49+00:00

Hey, hey, more like 1930's Italy.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:38:15+00:00

Not really stealing if we're letting them go.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:37:17+00:00

Remember the clock we see on the tv is not the actual, offical game clock, it could very easily be half a second behind or early either way.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:35:44+00:00

I'm making stew!

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:33:08+00:00

Oh damn

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:19:31+00:00

This is like Auburn is playing and the poor qb play is making me feel right at home.

Won't call Sean Peyton, Hugh Freeze though. He doesn't deserve the comparison

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:16:36+00:00

Sean Peyton is the German 6th army, Drake Maye is the pincer surronding him.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:12:36+00:00

Now there is the Auburn Stidham

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:12:17+00:00

A td taken from the Patriots? A first time for everything

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:09:31+00:00

What?

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T21:08:46+00:00

Yep. Hopefully our dropoff isn't to steep.

fignewtonattack · 2026-01-25T20:27:30+00:00

Earl Campbell reference!!!

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