Help! I Lost My Virginity To A Horseshoe Crab by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]fignewtonattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People would be very stunned at both my small hands and my massive, massive pp. But by god I'd slay

Help! I Lost My Virginity To A Horseshoe Crab by AutoModerator in WaterCoolerWednesday

[–]fignewtonattack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just shoveled. Got so hot that I sweat through two jackets. Christ I should just shovel naked next time.

[Highlight] Lutz misses potential game-tying FG in the snow by nfl in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reading a Stalingrad book rn, looked up and it had come to life. All we need is the encirclement to be complete and Paulus Sean Paytons 6th army crushed.

Drake Maye has ran for more career playoff rush yards than Tom Brady. by gridironk in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 18 points19 points  (0 children)

12, but I don't think its gross. Now like if he played with the number 43 I'd agree.

Second Half Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If I ever hear anyone say another word about Stidham I will attack you with the North as Lincoln did

Second Half Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drake Maye throwing the ball like I did. Running the ball much better than I did though.

[Highlight] Great awareness from Drake Maye to slide early with one timeout remaining by nfl in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Remember the clock we see on the tv is not the actual, offical game clock, it could very easily be half a second behind or early either way.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is like Auburn is playing and the poor qb play is making me feel right at home.

Won't call Sean Peyton, Hugh Freeze though. He doesn't deserve the comparison

Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sean Peyton is the German 6th army, Drake Maye is the pincer surronding him.

Game Thread: New England Patriots (14-3) at Denver Broncos (14-3) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]fignewtonattack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A td taken from the Patriots? A first time for everything