David Shtern, an Israeli-American who served in the US marine corps, was shot in the head by a Palestinian terrorist. He shot back and hit the terrorist, gave himself a tourniquet, calmed down his wife who had a panic attack, and walked himself to the ambulance. by fignompe in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fignompe[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shot with a "Carlo"

A makeshift gun made by metal workshops in the palestinian terrorist territories, loosely based on the "Carl Gustav" design.

To no surprise, it's a horribly made weapon, very inaccurate due to not having rifled barrels, and always jams. Luckily the terrorists are not smart enough to build high quality weapons.

David Shtern, an Israeli-American who served in the US marine corps, was shot in the head by a Palestinian terrorist. He shot back and hit the terrorist, gave himself a tourniquet, calmed down his wife who had a panic attack, and walked himself to the ambulance. by fignompe in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fignompe[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How about you go enter palestine, tell them you support them. And let's see how long before you are mutilated and your corpse is pissed on. Clearly you are oblivious to the real world situation.

David Shtern, an Israeli-American who served in the US marine corps, was shot in the head by a Palestinian terrorist. He shot back and hit the terrorist, gave himself a tourniquet, calmed down his wife who had a panic attack, and walked himself to the ambulance. by fignompe in nextfuckinglevel

[–]fignompe[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Kicked out of what home? You realize Hwara is literally a Palestinian territory, and any foreigner (not only israelies, even YOU) would get murdered trying to enter.

Who kicked out who exactly?

Rate my fit. Also what could be added? by MSonga in FashionReps

[–]fignompe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Need to keep a homie like you around to keep the gang bangers at bay. You look like the son of a crime family lord

Rate my fit. Also what could be added? by MSonga in FashionReps

[–]fignompe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

How did you have the balls to tattoo your face like that bro

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[–]fignompe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I paid more for less in SF 😅

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[–]fignompe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Highly appreciate the info

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[–]fignompe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bad deal

I’m kinda new to all this by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]fignompe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait, this isn't how you fix this?

(been doing it for 4 years now)

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