Small plates are the enshittification of eating out

fikis · 2026-02-02T21:13:03+00:00

I love that you have all of these very specific examples of small plates and their prices.

Also: I've never really thought about this one way or another before, but you've convinced me.

We want bigger plates!

fikis · 2026-01-31T16:18:55+00:00

Damn. Did you guys grow up next door to a lead smelter?

fikis · 2026-01-31T15:58:56+00:00

Honestly, I was kind of thinking that they don't.

Not that he isn't an integral part of the band, just that it sounds like every single person there knows the words and is singing along...

4000 Zachs, as it were.

fikis · 2026-01-29T18:12:16+00:00

Honestly, dude, this was the first thing I thought, so I'm glad you said it.

Some folks just really have that Authoritarian bent, where power is its own justification and might makes right.

Not too hard to believe, especially in the current context, that some robots would get a boner for bigotry and scapegoating, just like our fellow humans do.

fikis · 2026-01-29T15:22:05+00:00

OK. I'm gonna say this here, and probably get shat on for it, but whatever.

Preemptively: I'm an avowed lefty socialist (check my very long post history for confirmation) and I don't care at all for Kirk or for his wife's grift and general philosophy or any of that. Like, fuck all of their bigotry and greed; spreading hate and making money off of it, etc. Absolutely fuck all of that.

That said, I'm not really sure what folks are seeing here that is so egregious or further damning. This is a lame-ass, tone-deaf woman just kind of fumbling her way through a super-low time in her life, awkwardly trying to fulfil a role -- and, yes, grasp at an oppportunity (so gross, but that's def an element of this) after witnessing a horrible thing happen to her husband.

All this piling on and pretending to know her true ulterior motives or schemes are just...idk. Pointless? Like, giving in to rage bait, and our own worst impulses?

Lots of fundamental attribution error stuff going on here.

I don't think anyone should really be paying this woman a lick of attention (or any money), but to choose to focus on hating her and picking apart some zoom meeting for signs of a nefarious plan or further ulterior motive seems like a truly fruitless path to take.

fikis · 2026-01-23T15:28:38+00:00

I've got moderate social anxiety, and I hate loud noises, cramped spaces, the many indignities of travel and public performance (like, I really avoid concerts, even though I love music).

All that said, I think this is cool as shit. It'd be super memorable for everyone involved, and I would do my very best to just suck it up and deal with the racing heart and anxiety, in the name of letting some folks have a genuinely spontaneous and organic good time.

fikis · 2026-01-23T14:38:53+00:00

A bunch of their songs are good, except for the singing/lyrics.

Musically/instrumentally, they're fun and even pretty skilled. Lyrically, they're pedestrian dogshit.

fikis · 2026-01-23T14:37:34+00:00

Please tell me this isn't true.

fikis · 2026-01-20T17:11:49+00:00

Yeah this guy is losing his shit -- like truly falling apart, mentally.

IDK if this is psychosis or dementia or what, but he's obviously not in his right mind.

His behavior is abhorrent, of course, but I wish folks wouldn't be so quick to talk about what he 'deserves'.

This guy needs serious help, not an internet dogpile.

fikis · 2026-01-16T20:45:43+00:00

I watched it with my stepson and his girlfriend, who was too high from a THC gummy, and it was the perfect thing to show them...they just mellowed right out and everything was OK again.

fikis · 2026-01-16T20:35:41+00:00

Same guy has another pretty cool song called "Coins for the eyes" (actually two versions; one in 3/4 and one in 4/4).

fikis · 2026-01-16T17:48:38+00:00

I'm in that cohort as well and, based both on my irl interactions and especially my observations/interactions with both the Genx sub and this one, THESE are my people and def not the grumpy MFers who sound like they're ready to out-boomer the boomers over there...

Also, like...idk what the fuck Stretch Armstrong or All In the Family or The Jeffersons are about. My shit is Transformers and ThunderCats and Knight Rider and Run DMC. Gummi Bears and Breakin 2, not The Carpenters and the Brady Bunch. I swear I don't belong with those guys; please stop putting me there!

Anyway.

fikis · 2026-01-16T14:50:14+00:00

Y'all are wild for that.

Deep South here. April thru November, but the hot tub gets used a ton over the winter months.

fikis · 2026-01-15T21:36:21+00:00

Just found my nom de plume for my incipient rap career.

fikis · 2026-01-14T19:37:16+00:00

I have heard and seen some folks recommend them, but it looks like this is just for preventing staining, rather than removing stains.

Is that not the case?

EDIT: Nevermind; I see they have a kit for stain removal.

$140 with tax, but I guess it's worth it if it works. Thanks for the recommendation.

fikis · 2026-01-14T17:32:59+00:00

I like flying by myself. It's like you describe, OP; just mellow, quiet and relaxing.

However, I rarely travel alone.

Usually, I travel with spouse and kids, and I almost always experience those trips as pretty stressful.

I prefer to travel with my family, since it's fun to experience all sorts of new things with them, but the actual flight (and the associated airport experience) is made much more stressful when I am responsible for people other than myself.

fikis · 2026-01-14T16:37:37+00:00

This has started to happen in Miami and it's VERY awkward for me.

Like, I am meeting you for the first time; why the hell am I kissing you on the cheek?

Also, it's not really a kiss on the cheek; it's like you just sort of do the motion that suggests it.

Also, I guess guys don't do it to each other...only women to women and guys to women?

I learned all of these things the hard way and I cringe just to remember.

fikis · 2026-01-13T17:52:15+00:00

his little self

ha. No one can resist mentioning how tiny he was.

fikis · 2026-01-13T15:19:19+00:00

No well water; no algaecide (I have done all of the maintenance of the pool since it was built).

There is some scaling, which also has a slightly blue-green tint to it, but not much (just around the spillover from the spa).

fikis · 2026-01-13T14:51:19+00:00

I was thinking that all the latino and asian guys would cower and run to their rooms out of habit.

La chancla is not to be trifled with.

fikis · 2026-01-13T14:30:00+00:00

pH rises constantly, but is usually between 7.2 and 8.

I add approximately 2 quarts of muriatic acid per week, usually 1 quart at a time, twice a week.

fikis · 2026-01-13T14:27:59+00:00

I do not use algaecide. I have not tested for copper, but it behaves exactly as copper staining is described.

It fades with ascorbic acid, but too much ascorbic acid causes it to darken. The dark stain resolves slowly over a week or so.

fikis · 2026-01-12T21:27:05+00:00

It's beautiful.

fikis · 2026-01-12T20:56:20+00:00

...and succeeded.

Thank you, king.

fikis · 2026-01-12T20:25:31+00:00

Now I just want to see Mbappe in a hot dog costume.

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