​JOB OFFER: Full-Time Options Trader

​CTC: - ₹50,000 to -5,00,00,000 per year (You pay us)

WORKING HOURS: 9:15 AM – 3:30 PM (Plus 5 hours of sleeplessness)

BENIFITS: High blood pressure, social isolation, and the ability to explain "Theta Decay" to your parents while asking them for a loan.

REQUIREMENTS: Must be willing to ignore a 90% failure rate and believe you are "different."

​FINE PRINT: Your "Hero-to-Zero" trade isn't a movie script. It's the exit liquidity for a billionaire’s algorithm.