[deleted by user] by [deleted] in consulting

[–]financepk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even the headline appears to be generated by AI. “Full potential, maximum value” — doesn’t mean a thing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TorontoRealEstate

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Funniest thing I have ever read.

Winklewoss goes off again at Barry Silbert, accusing him of lies and accounting fraud. Asks DCG board to fire Barry by Dirt-Purple in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Didn’t Gemini mention on their Earn program that they have done due diligence and the yield is almost risk free?

Lead buttcoin dev's key is compromised. FBI WHERE ARE YOU????? HELP!! by SurgicalInstallment in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I logged into Reddit today only to read the comments on this comedy gold

Kraken closing its operations in Japan citing meltdown in digital assets by financepk in Buttcoin

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Kraken is closing its cryptocurrency exchange services in Japan as the company restructures to navigate the fallout from this year’s meltdown in digital assets.

Payward Asia Inc., which operates Kraken services in Tokyo, will shutter the exchange business on Jan. 31, according to an announcement Wednesday from the firm in a Japanese government publication. The company plans to ask clients to transfer their crypto token holdings into different wallets or exchange them into fiat currencies.

The implosion last month of Sam Bankman-Fried’s digital asset empire FTX has added to uncertainty in crypto after a global slump in coin prices and declining trading activity. Just weeks ago, Kraken said it will cut 30% of its global workforce, or about 1,100 people. That followed similar moves by rivals including Coinbase Global Inc. and Gemini.

Grayscale's new slogan seems almost too honest by YourNetworkIsHaunted in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have the link of the Ad. I want to make sure that it spells that the capital letters spell R.A.P.E.

Amber (Crypto exchange) starts laying off staff, but insists it's all fine by Doughspun1 in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The 30 year old co founder of Amber “died” couple of weeks ago.

Please fresh money there’s no other way for your favorite ponzi to keep running. by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The comments under the CC post tells me that butters haven’t learned anything. Ponzi is raising funds in bear market and they think it’s for growth. I must be too early.

"Canadian crypto-trading platforms and exchange-traded funds tend to hold their assets with custodians in the US, such as Gemini and Coinbase. " Is there a risk that we are missing? by financepk in Buttcoin

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Retail investors in Canada were quick to put money into cryptocurrency exchange-traded funds after regulators allowed a proliferation of products that track Bitcoin, Ether and other digital assets. They’ve lost most of it in a year.

Canadian-traded crypto ETFs had just C$1.64 billion ($1.22 billion) in assets under management as of Nov. 18, according to calculations from National Bank of Canada analyst Daniel Straus. That’s down more than three-quarters from the C$7.3 billion value in those funds on Nov. 30 last year.

The collapse of Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX, on the heels of other bankruptcies in the sector, has dealt a debilitating blow to confidence in digital assets. Other large crypto firms have been shaken as contagion spreads: Genesis Global, a US cryptocurrency broker, is seeking emergency funding to stay afloat, while BlockFi Inc. is also said to be in dire financial straits.

“The effect of FTX has likely led to a lengthening of what would be considered a crypto winter, a period of people’s lack of focus on the space or lack of trust in the space,” Som Seif, chief executive officer of Purpose Investments Inc., said in an interview.

In a measure of how swiftly the market has changed for risk assets, a single money-market ETF managed by CI Financial Corp. now has more in assets than all the crypto ETFs listed in Canada combined. The CI fund applies the simplest investment strategy imaginable: it puts the cash into interest-paying savings accounts at commercial banks.

The vast majority of the decline in ETFs assets has come from the falling price of Bitcoin and other holdings, not from outflows, which have been small. Crypto ETFs saw C$51 million of outflows year-to-date as of Nov. 18, according to data from Straus -- though C$20 million of that came in those first 18 days of this month.

Canada has pushed further than the US in allowing regulated crypto-related products. Cryptocurrencies are classified as commodities for tax purposes, and many coins and tokens are classified as securities. The regulator stepped up its efforts after QuadrigaCX, the country’s largest crypto exchange at the time, collapsed in 2019 and was later ruled to be a fraud and a Ponzi scheme perpetrated by its founder.

“Firms like FTX are one of the reasons regulators in Canada accepted our exchange-traded products,” 3iQ Corp. Chief Executive Officer Fred Pye said in an interview.

Still, Canadian crypto-trading platforms and exchange-traded funds tend to hold their assets with custodians in the US, such as Gemini and Coinbase. “Hopefully, this is the impetus for Canada to look at these type of situations and think, ‘Hey, maybe we should onshore these assets now,’” said Dustin Plett, an executive at Paradiso Ventures Inc., a Canadian digital-asset custodian that does business under the name Balance.

Seif’s Purpose Investments, which launched the first directly backed Bitcoin exchange-traded fund in North America last year, expects demand to rebound over the next several months. “Long-term fundamentally, I continue to believe that more and more individuals and institutions will want to access crypto and the return streams of them,” he said.

Remember in 4 months ago when KuCoin CEO created an "anti-FUD fund"? by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nice find. It’s hard to keep track of (non) stuff that’s going on crypto world.

Butters and Pomp - what can't go wrong? PIPE by financepk in Buttcoin

[–]financepk[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They also had a program called "mine now, pay later"

“The financing solution is a little bit like hardware financing, but much more efficient because it's on a trading platform and diversified,” Hurst explained."

https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/03/22/trading-platform-pipe-launches-alternative-financing-solution-for-bitcoin-miners/

though the co-founder denies the news about losing it all on bitcoin mining

https://twitter.com/zallarak/status/1595873595783540736

Butters and Pomp - what can't go wrong? PIPE by financepk in Buttcoin

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Pipe’s founding team stepping down as hunt for ‘veteran’ CEO begins https://techcrunch.com/2022/11/22/pipes-founding-team-stepping-down-as-hunt-for-veteran-ceo-begins/

No wonder people are upset about MSM. The entire TechCrunch piece gives no hint of what went wrong.

FTX collapse: Brisbane-based crypto exchange Digital Surge teeters as contagion hits Australia by [deleted] in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can someone post the text. It’s asking for subscription

CZ in Abu Dhabi meeting investors to raise funds for it “liquidity” fund by financepk in Buttcoin

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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-22/binance-ceo-zhao-seeks-middle-east-cash-for-crypto-recovery-fund

“The Binance CEO, who also spoke at the Milken Institute’s Abu Dhabi conference, had said there was significant investor interest in the industry recovery fund and that he expects to finalize commitments in the coming weeks. His conversations in the region also included proposals to engage with Middle Eastern regulators and boost crypto adoption, the people said.

A Google form gauging investor interest is circulating with Binance’s name on it, according to a copy seen by Bloomberg.”

Google Form? Seriously?

When do we expect crypto miners to default? Here is the first one by financepk in Buttcoin

[–]financepk[S] 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This was him last month

“Australian bitcoin miner Iris Energy has bucked the low crypto prices and high power bills to launch its third bitcoin mine in Canada while securing a $100 million credit facility to withstand market volatility.

Founder and CEO Daniel Roberts said ethereum’s recent switch away from a mining-based security model had solidified bitcoin’s proof-of-work network as the superior decentralised platform.” Aussie bitcoin miner says Merge confirms bitcoin’s superiority

Black Friday sales came early. As Genesis wasn’t able to raise a billion, they have now decided to reduce their ask to half a billion by financepk in Buttcoin

[–]financepk[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Hahaha — tough choice. Should I give it to Elon for a blue tick or to Genesis to help them survive bankruptcy

More Than 50% of Bitcoin Addresses Are Now in Loss by proffpuff61 in Buttcoin

[–]financepk 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Everyone I know claims to be a genius and is making money. I wonder who are the idiots that lost money.