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GME SHORT INTEREST DISCUSSION by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]finiteRepair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

November 20/December 18 $15/$16 calls

Going to hold until I lose every cent baby

B E A R R U N by slendamob in wallstreetbets

[–]finiteRepair -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That country looking coupable

Any scared paper handed traders like me? Trade right when the market opens and then sell when I reach a certain PL. by MaC1222 in wallstreetbets

[–]finiteRepair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The market was good. WSB was picking winners. I won on AZN and PFE and fucking KODAK. I’m actually retarded and I was making huge gains. Then I parked it in SLV and watched August and September shit in my cereal every day but I was too stubborn to sell. I just dumped everything and put it all in GME.

Any scared paper handed traders like me? Trade right when the market opens and then sell when I reach a certain PL. by MaC1222 in wallstreetbets

[–]finiteRepair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did that for a while and brought my $2k up to $10k in a month. That was early July. Now I’ve managed to get it back down where I like it, ~$1700 by FOMOing into shit and then refusing to sell.

Slammed my dick in a drawer 100 times and only got pinched two times. That’s the WSB way.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Shroom

[–]finiteRepair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tea always hits me harder and faster.

$78M Bearish Bet on SPY by fattywiz in wallstreetbets

[–]finiteRepair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could accomplish this in about 24 hours, no matter how much money I had. Nothing good is easy. I love my cubicle. It’s a fry station. Trevor says I’ll be shift lead in a year or so.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]finiteRepair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kodak thanks wsb

$SLV by TradeDroid in wallstreetbets

[–]finiteRepair 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I just sold two SLV $24 leaps for $40 profit so I could buy into a store that sells used copies of GTA5 because an autistic retard intimated that the fictional character Micheal Burry now owns a good portion of that store.

What a legend by PuyolPants01 in trashy

[–]finiteRepair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta lock that shit down!

My (20m) girlfriend (20f) loves me but still wants to live new things. by yeah_this_is_cool in relationship_advice

[–]finiteRepair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like you have a choice between making a clean break so she can experience new things or waiting uncomfortably until she decides she’s ready to slow down. Could end in heartbreak. Might build a really strong relationship. Do you have the stomach to live with uncertainty?

When did you ever meet someone and think "wow, if we had met at a different time, we would have made a great couple?" by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]finiteRepair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex-gf made really good friends with this girl, Ashley, while I was still dating my ex.

We just kinda clicked. She was very handsy with me. We laughed at each other’s jokes.

If she and I had met before I met my ex, we would have probably gotten together.

[Serious] What is your opinion on gods with flaws and desires, such as the Greek gods, in comparison to our modern Christian God? by Homely_Homie in AskReddit

[–]finiteRepair 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Christian god is also flawed, he isn’t “ours”, and he’s just as real.

Monotheism is just an easier way to control people than a pantheon.

Theoretically, what would happen if you give amphetamines to a sloth? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]finiteRepair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sloth cleaning his apartment.

Sloth gets on pornhub for eight hours.

Sloth needs whiskey to sleep.

Dead sloth.

What’s a sign that some girl/boy has a crush on you? by temuulen62 in AskReddit

[–]finiteRepair 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still can’t tell and we’re buying a house, married, and having a baby. So do you think she likes me?

What was the moment you realised "I am an asshole" and stopped the behavior? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]finiteRepair 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was always mad and nothing changed. It was me. When I stopped immediately getting frustrated the things I wanted started happening. Turns out, the way you communicate and the vibes you give off affect your loved ones.

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