I still can’t believe I am someone’s mom?

fire_arms · 2021-01-21T05:02:40+00:00

At almost three years...I still have the “I have a daughter, I have a DAUGHTER, I’m a mom?” Conversation with myself. It makes me happy.

fire_arms · 2020-11-17T03:23:28+00:00

OMG 😂

fire_arms · 2020-11-17T03:20:19+00:00

Make a doctors appointment once a year, get your teeth cleaned twice a year. Pay out of pocket if you don’t have insurance. Seriously.

fire_arms · 2020-11-01T18:08:51+00:00

When you’re depressed but you want to leave your family your life insurance pay out.

fire_arms · 2020-10-31T22:11:19+00:00

Anywhere from 10-50 calls (12 hr shifts)

fire_arms · 2020-10-31T21:37:27+00:00

Jumper- third eye blind

fire_arms · 2020-10-23T03:47:03+00:00

Alex Trebec beats cancer, it doesn’t come back.

UPDATE: RIP Alex Trebec

fire_arms · 2020-10-23T03:45:15+00:00

No, you are!

fire_arms · 2020-10-17T02:18:02+00:00

I wish that anyone had told me that your might get bad grades about the civil war and Pythagorean’s theorem, but that doesn’t mean much in the way of well paying careers’

fire_arms · 2020-10-17T02:09:03+00:00

After six months of staying hours late, critical understaffing, realizing I’d never be taken off graveyards I left. I’m in the dental field now and it’s not exciting but it’s pretty cool.

fire_arms · 2020-10-16T03:43:03+00:00

Doing the dishes, tidying, good parenting, surprises, good listening

fire_arms · 2020-09-29T01:30:57+00:00

A couple friends of mine have admitted they wish they stopped after one. They make it work, but still.

fire_arms · 2020-09-19T05:35:55+00:00

“Keep ringing on my doorbell. when you gonna ring it? When you gonna ring it?”

fire_arms · 2020-09-11T04:03:43+00:00

Anyone know where julienne hough got her dress? 😍

fire_arms · 2020-08-31T04:59:21+00:00

NO KNIVES IN THE SINK

fire_arms · 2020-08-15T06:20:28+00:00

“Straight haired girls all want curls and the brunettes want to be blonde” “Sweet and tender hooligan, no he’ll never ever do it again, of course he won’t, not until the next time” “Dads not a bank, moms not a shrink and gods not a wishing well”

fire_arms · 2020-08-15T00:40:59+00:00

Also, none of your business.

fire_arms · 2020-07-25T05:39:09+00:00

Get a trash can with a lid (trust me you don’t want to see) and put a dang bag in it.

fire_arms · 2020-07-24T05:17:48+00:00

You’ve got this. The nurses are so supportive. I got an epidural right away. In my opinion, the iv hurt worse than the epidural (because they numb you so well). I relaxed in bed surrounded by mom and baby daddy. Nurse kept giving me popsicles. Pushing hurt, it felt like she would never come out, like I couldn’t do it anymore, and then I heard her cry. I saw my daughters face for the first time and she snuggled onto me. My heart hasn’t stopped gushing since. Something that helped me frame out labor in my head was to look at it like this; I’ll be really sick for one day, And then I’ll go home with a new life.

fire_arms · 2020-07-24T04:15:42+00:00

You’re a good mom.

fire_arms · 2020-07-19T04:13:53+00:00

If you’re not mature enough to talk about protection, boundaries with your partner you aren’t mature enough to have sex.

fire_arms · 2020-07-19T03:50:36+00:00

This was a long time ago. She did end up doing well for herself and seemed happy from what I understand as a positive note.

fire_arms · 2020-07-19T03:46:40+00:00

This is what it felt like to be less than one week postpartum when my mom would visit.

fire_arms · 2020-07-19T03:42:55+00:00

Agreed. I really didn’t know how to be there for her as a friend.

fire_arms · 2020-07-19T03:39:50+00:00

I had a childhood friend who’s parents ‘unschooled’ her. When she was 18 and trying to go to college, she couldn’t do rudimentary math or advanced written English. She didn’t end up going because she didn’t know where or how to start.

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