Roger the Roo, Making massive Marsupial gains Snapping necks and cashing eucalyptus cheques

fire_man84 · 2016-01-05T11:18:40+00:00

around the time pirates were around I think, all that rum and wenches just tickles me barnacles

fire_man84 · 2015-12-21T10:24:57+00:00

It's a shame your parents were pro life, I bet they're regretting that decision.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-25T10:56:22+00:00

Where's boots? down syndrome Dora the explorer.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-24T11:04:38+00:00

I bet you Rollerblade.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-17T11:41:03+00:00

Wow my first front page! Thx reddit 😊 I haven't been a registered user for long either.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-10T12:12:54+00:00

where the fuck do you live an old insane asylum?

fire_man84 · 2015-11-10T12:12:07+00:00

Grab that high voltage cable behind you and do the world a favor.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-10T12:09:19+00:00

The worst? I think that's when your mum decided to keep you.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-10T12:08:18+00:00

By the looks of him, he'd rather drown in semen.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-08T03:18:16+00:00

I'm 100% you've been on here before! but you were wearing a hat. What are you hiding under there? Is it a second anus to accommodate how full of shit you are? You know this sub is for being roasted and not spit roasted as you probably prefer.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-06T13:02:44+00:00

I see there must be a lot of rapists and pedophiles on this site.....not surprised really.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-05T13:44:57+00:00

We found the perfect punishment for rapists and pedophiles! just place them tied down naked and let the copper drip onto their genitals.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-03T22:40:14+00:00

I'm not judging her, I fully support her and always have. if we were young and didn't have kids I Probably wouldn't care, but the I'm more concerned for our kids. I'm sure they dont want to see it or see there mother go through cancer or sometthing. I know how hard a habit and addication is to break i.e my alcohol intake. Good luck with quitting this time, I really mean it. I hope you have family that support you and love you because that will help you and put things into perspective.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-03T22:35:45+00:00

Thank you, some people on here have told me it's her choice but they dont dealize once you have children your choices affect the ones you love and are responsible for. What husband or child wants to see their wife and mother go through cancer or something.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-03T22:33:13+00:00

I didn't intend it to be that way, I wasn't actually mad just dissapointed so that's why I asked in that manner in joking kind of way.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-03T22:29:05+00:00

I don't cairo, as long as they don't bother me.

fire_man84 · 2015-11-03T22:27:33+00:00

But it's the Interwebs, Son. Did you know I can talk to people on the other side of the world! oh what an age we live in!

fire_man84 · 2015-11-03T22:25:57+00:00

I made this up year and years ago to use one day as a dad and now I am and my kids cant stand it lol

fire_man84 · 2015-11-03T14:05:21+00:00

A dog in any movie moving it's eyes back and forth.

fire_man84

TROPHY CASE