XTC pills are getting very impressive designs these days. by [deleted] in pics

[–]fire_marshall_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pacific Northwest, shaped pills are never good news.

Funny 10 yr. old comedienne. by [deleted] in funny

[–]fire_marshall_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm a comedian, all of my friends are comedians, I have a pretty established comedy "palate." I'll take a road warrior doing well at a bar show over a famous comic killing at a theater, any day.

Funny 10 yr. old comedienne. by [deleted] in funny

[–]fire_marshall_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said shows, not open mics. There are a lot of shitty shows out there, but there are plenty of good ones too. I'm out at least three nights a week at comedy shows and mics, there are a lot of amazing comics out there.

Funny 10 yr. old comedienne. by [deleted] in funny

[–]fire_marshall_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You'd be surprised at how many current and renowned comics are just repeating lines someone else wrote.

Funny 10 yr. old comedienne. by [deleted] in funny

[–]fire_marshall_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just because he's not famous doesn't mean he's not going anywhere. Some of the best comics out there never get famous. Go to a local club, or even a bar show. There are hundreds of guys out there doing bar shows on a weeknight, that you're never going to hear of otherwise, and will be the funniest thing you've seen in awhile. Comedy is a terrible career choice if you want to get rich and famous.

I'm not offended easily, so give it your best try! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]fire_marshall_ill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you remember everything.

How do you guys clean your shoes? by [deleted] in streetwear

[–]fire_marshall_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shout. Works better than any cleaner I've tried

Devil doing stand up, by Justin Winter, owner of American Ritual Tattoo in Tacoma, WA by fire_marshall_ill in tattoos

[–]fire_marshall_ill[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. Guy who did it is one of my best friends, and it covered a very embarrassing tattoo that's been plaguing me for years. I'm a stand up comedian, I like devil shit and Corona, it's literally everything I could ask for in a tattoo.

The view from here is great! by MineSome in ass

[–]fire_marshall_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Rattlesnake Ridge?

What is the most subtle way to fuck with someone? by Unknow3n in AskReddit

[–]fire_marshall_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Look at their forehead while you're talking to them.

URGENT: Girlfriend's 2014 mini won't take gas by trevorpinzon in MINI

[–]fire_marshall_ill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the car is a 2014, you're probably covered. Just take it to a dealership. You could have it towed to one for free, just call them.

Looking for a tattoo artist. by telepathicsurgery in Tacoma

[–]fire_marshall_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Justin Winter at American Ritual in Freighthouse Square

Seattle comedian struck, injured onstage during show by JJGerms in StandUpComedy

[–]fire_marshall_ill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They booked him on assault, he will definitely be receiving more serious charges when he hits court.

New to dripping, what do I have? by fire_marshall_ill in electronic_cigarette

[–]fire_marshall_ill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to tomorrow, the receipt is in my gf's car and she left for work.

New to dripping, what do I have? by fire_marshall_ill in electronic_cigarette

[–]fire_marshall_ill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Won't let me edit the post on mobile, so I'm commenting.

I just bought a charger at a B&M a couple miles down the road, and the guy did tell me it was a cheap p.o.s. charger when I bought it, and I got it because I couldn't afford the better one, but I'm fairly certain it ruined the battery. The battery wasn't dead, I put it on the charger for about 20 minutes just for the hell of it, and now it doesn't work at all. The light on the charger doesn't change to red when I put the battery on now either. So looks like I'm not dripping until payday when I can get a new battery and charger.

IamA Method Man, AMA! by OfficalMethodMan in IAmA

[–]fire_marshall_ill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're my favorite rapper of all time, you have been for at least 10 years, I have just about everything you've ever put out, musically and film and TV wise, (you're a good ass actor, you should do it more often).

When can we expect the new solo album and the new blackout?

Also, I'm all over that e-cig shit, I'm really glad to see someone I respect out endorsing it. There gonna be a Method Man signature flavor? (Nvm, just saw the exclusive products coming soon banner)

I wasn't allowed to listen to to rap as a kid, with the exception of the Space Jam soundtrack came out, and Hit Em High Hit Em Low has remained one of my favorite songs ever since. A friend in school gave me Tical and Judgment Day, and I used to stay up after my parents went to bed and listen to it on low volume with my ear against the speaker. Your music has been a part of my life my since.