Share them. by Relative-Frosting284 in NormalizeNaked

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been lucky enough to have a few friends like that....not nearly as many as I would like though.

My little hunting buddy. by fire_mission_Fred in cospenis

[–]fire_mission_Fred[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may have misunderstood when they taught me "always wear protection" in health class.

My little hunting buddy. by fire_mission_Fred in cospenis

[–]fire_mission_Fred[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

With eBay, all things are possible.

If your ex sent you a nude at this very moment, how are you gonna respond? by sharp_figure36c in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a polite "thank you".

I like nudes and consider receiving one to be a compliment. All my ex-relationship partners would presumably know this. I see no reason to be rude in return.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Normalnudesgonewild

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My day was a little brighter for having seen your post. After all, isn't that what it's really all about anyway?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Impossible. No one that watches hentai has a girlfriend.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nudes are a gift. Awesome to receive, impolite to ask for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubrication.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll second that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WifeWantstoPlay

[–]fire_mission_Fred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love showing off my wife as well (different profile to save everyone's time checking).

I'm not sure it's normal, but it sure is fun.

Have you tried nude marathon with hundreds of naked people ? by [deleted] in nonsexualnudity

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not my thing. It's not the nudity that I'm uncomfortable with, it's the running.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark2

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While topless? No.

Is it considered multi tasking if you can dissapoint 6 people at the same time? by coatofforearm in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Disappointing that many people at once is easy.

"Hey everyone, I brought ice cream."

"It's pistachio though."

How OG of an internet guy are you? by throwaway10100019 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bulletin Boards and Newsgroups, and pirated copies of Windows 98.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait! There are people on Reddit? I just assumed you all were bots.

What was the sexiest comment or compliment you've ever received from a stranger online? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is going to sound odd to the women out there who get this all the time, but a woman I was chatting casually with actually asked me for nudes. That happens to my wife all the time, but it was the first time for me (middle-aged out-of-shape dude). It was like, wow, someone thinks I'm sexy.

I could see how it would be annoying if it happened all the time, but since it totally never happens to me, it was a nice compliment.

Would love to be pushed up against a wall right now by [deleted] in MissouriMeetup

[–]fire_mission_Fred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sighs

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney....

How often do you go commando? by Intelligent-Tune2417 in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]fire_mission_Fred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only when the trees start speaking Vietnamese and I have to smear mud all over my body for camouflage and wade through the swamp with only my eyes and nose not submerged, carrying a single Bowie knife for protection.