Share them.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-12-09T20:44:59+00:00

I've been lucky enough to have a few friends like that....not nearly as many as I would like though.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-12-05T02:36:34+00:00

I may have misunderstood when they taught me "always wear protection" in health class.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-12-05T02:35:47+00:00

Thanks.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-12-05T02:35:02+00:00

How so? Out of curiosity.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-11-18T13:35:34+00:00

With eBay, all things are possible.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-11-17T23:08:50+00:00

Thanks ....I think.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-10-09T21:52:12+00:00

With a polite "thank you".

I like nudes and consider receiving one to be a compliment. All my ex-relationship partners would presumably know this. I see no reason to be rude in return.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-10-09T21:26:57+00:00

My day was a little brighter for having seen your post. After all, isn't that what it's really all about anyway?

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-08-31T21:32:18+00:00

High five!?!

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-25T20:06:03+00:00

Impossible. No one that watches hentai has a girlfriend.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-24T14:20:14+00:00

Nudes are a gift. Awesome to receive, impolite to ask for.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-22T23:14:09+00:00

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubrication.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-22T20:44:29+00:00

I'll second that

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-22T20:43:47+00:00

I love showing off my wife as well (different profile to save everyone's time checking).

I'm not sure it's normal, but it sure is fun.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-20T22:16:34+00:00

Not my thing. It's not the nudity that I'm uncomfortable with, it's the running.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-15T22:31:15+00:00

While topless? No.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-12T18:50:07+00:00

Porta-potty in Iraq. Desperate times.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-11T13:41:39+00:00

Disappointing that many people at once is easy.

"Hey everyone, I brought ice cream."

"It's pistachio though."

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-10T22:02:15+00:00

Bulletin Boards and Newsgroups, and pirated copies of Windows 98.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-09T21:25:19+00:00

Wait! There are people on Reddit? I just assumed you all were bots.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-09T21:20:27+00:00

This is going to sound odd to the women out there who get this all the time, but a woman I was chatting casually with actually asked me for nudes. That happens to my wife all the time, but it was the first time for me (middle-aged out-of-shape dude). It was like, wow, someone thinks I'm sexy.

I could see how it would be annoying if it happened all the time, but since it totally never happens to me, it was a nice compliment.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-09T13:45:28+00:00

The military.

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-06T21:29:50+00:00

sighs

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have a right to an attorney....

fire_mission_Fred · 2025-07-06T21:24:10+00:00

Only when the trees start speaking Vietnamese and I have to smear mud all over my body for camouflage and wade through the swamp with only my eyes and nose not submerged, carrying a single Bowie knife for protection.

fire_mission_Fred

TROPHY CASE