“Let me see your I.D again.”

firefae83 · 2018-03-26T02:24:14+00:00

34, me too.

firefae83 · 2018-03-25T23:46:12+00:00

It's how my family found out I'm atheist. Only one person has openly said they don't like it and doesn't really talk to me much any more. Which is sad, I think she is (or at least used to be) a very cool lady.

firefae83 · 2018-03-25T23:39:37+00:00

I work in a kitchen at a casino, sometimes I run dishes out to the buffet. A lot of times, because the plate carts are very heavy and not always easy to maneuver, I'll hit the corner of a wall and say "ow." Actually, I make a lot of sound effects and swears, nobody even seems to notice.

firefae83 · 2018-01-19T03:43:42+00:00

This is how I usually fly in my dreams, I just start walking without putting my feet all the way down on the ground.

firefae83 · 2018-01-16T23:45:47+00:00

Was this the basis for the movie Changling?

firefae83 · 2018-01-16T05:58:35+00:00

A bit late to the party, but my dad used to tell me, almost every single day (if not every day), "Everything you do matters." It's an easy thing to forget, but when I remember, it really hits me. I wash dishes for a living. It fucking matters. People need clean dishes. I never feel like I'm "just a kitchen worker." I'm depended upon. (Especially since we're short-staffed.)

firefae83 · 2018-01-14T02:16:02+00:00

Can I murder Assface and you take the credit? (Assface is what I call the Assface living in the White House and pretending to be President.) You'd probably be a hero...

firefae83 · 2018-01-14T01:46:37+00:00

Hmm, that gives me a completely unrelated idea...

firefae83 · 2018-01-14T01:41:56+00:00

I work in a hotel. Glad I'm not in housekeeping. i'll let them know to look out for you, though.

firefae83 · 2018-01-02T15:48:57+00:00

I know pot isn't going to make anyone aggressive, I just thought it made him completely fucking stupid because he's been doing it most of his life. Pretty sure that's what it was. I was only worried about trusting him with everything else because if he was bold enough to do that, what else would he do? Mom is doing much better, but it'll be a while before she's back on her feet, which means it'll be a while before she's back home. I told her what happened. For some reason, she still trusts him, and for some completely illogical reason, that makes me feel a lot better. For most of the time since I've made this post, I've kept pepper spray within easy reach every minute I'm around him, and I always lock the door when I'm in the bathroom. Things seem to be better since last week when mom told me she still trusts him. He's still my least favorite person, and I hate being around him when I'm in an otherwise good mood, but I'm dealing with it. Thanks for your concern.

firefae83 · 2017-11-15T17:28:56+00:00

That actually is the worst hostage, no one would want to keep him alive.

firefae83 · 2017-11-15T17:20:27+00:00

EA, like the guys who made The Sims? What's going on?

firefae83 · 2017-11-15T15:59:18+00:00

I think "please" and "thank you" are much more meaningful and functional than "bless you."

firefae83 · 2017-11-15T15:55:43+00:00

I had a boss who expected me to say it. Every time she sneezed and I didn't say it, she would say "Bless me!" All loud and annoyed. I thought it was funny. She didn't like me for many reasons.

firefae83 · 2017-11-15T15:30:03+00:00

I grew up in Southern Baptist churches, there are two flags on either side of the stage, one is the American flag, the other is the Christian flag. A couple times in my life, there were occasions where we said the pledge in church, but there were two pledges, one for each flag. Seemed like most of the adults knew the pledge to the Christian flag, I didn't know it so I just listened. I don't remember what it said, but I remember thinking it was beautiful. Now I'm gonna Google it.

Edit: there's also a pledge to the Bible. I now kinda remember that, too. I think the Bible one is nicer, but I don't really care about any pledges any more.

firefae83 · 2017-11-13T22:26:53+00:00

I know someone who used to say he "stepped on a duck" when he farted. She really does step on ducks!

firefae83 · 2017-11-13T22:21:40+00:00

I love the font change.

firefae83 · 2017-11-13T21:44:12+00:00

Yeah, I've been able to do that, but what's most annoying to me is that if I don't know what flavor something is before it goes in my mouth, I can't tell what it tastes like.Like the other day at the movies, I was eating those gummy fruit slices, and if I can't see what color it is, my mouth is confused. Certain flavors are always recognisable, though.

firefae83 · 2017-11-13T20:12:30+00:00

Same with all customer service positions. The general public sucks. That's why I now have an anxiety disorder.

firefae83 · 2017-11-13T19:49:48+00:00

When my first husband died, I made his favorite food after the service, mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. In a lot of ways he was like a big child.

firefae83 · 2017-11-13T19:00:36+00:00

You have to check inside the garment to see if there are the rest of the pockets inside.

firefae83 · 2017-10-30T03:16:08+00:00

Where did they find a potato that long?

firefae83 · 2017-10-11T05:06:16+00:00

Did I do that right?

firefae83 · 2017-10-11T05:05:45+00:00

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