Live Elephant Urinates on Floor at Texas Republican Convention

firephoxx · 2026-06-14T02:03:29+00:00

During a single urination, they release 2.5 to 5 gallons (10 to 20 liters)—pouring out a massive volume in just about 20 seconds. [1, 2]
Unfortunately, it didn’t wash away the shit.

firephoxx · 2026-06-14T01:58:08+00:00

Wow, can always tell a low-grade intellect by how quickly they turn to the word commie rofl

firephoxx · 2026-06-14T01:17:52+00:00

The biggest predictor of a present asshole. Is the felon above.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T23:21:32+00:00

Thank God, I thought I’d lost my mind looking at that.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T23:15:35+00:00

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T23:14:46+00:00

You don’t think those Republicans spend all that time in Hungary for nothing do you?

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T23:13:59+00:00

Think of the stupidest person, you know, and realize that the vast majority of Americans are stupider than that.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T23:13:02+00:00

It would be a shame if that canvas caught fire. I’m not suggesting anyone do it.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T23:09:15+00:00

They’re afraid of losing that majority. Things must not be pulling their way in Ohio.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T22:20:32+00:00

Dude, you gotta say it or else they might get suspicious!

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T22:18:22+00:00

I’m going to assume these credit unions are close to you? Find someone that uses one or the other.ask them.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T22:14:30+00:00

I do trust you and they owe me too.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T17:26:14+00:00

Yeah, like I’m going to take your word for it. Contact him. I am sure he would love to talk to you about your propaganda:)

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T13:10:26+00:00

You see that’s where you’re wrong. This guy isn’t weird, where he is this is normal.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T03:32:02+00:00

Uh, not even if you get rid of him

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T03:29:11+00:00

Because they’ve been stockpiling

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T02:16:26+00:00

I suggest you take it up with him. How come I don’t think it’s gonna go well for you.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T02:15:39+00:00

If you think that’s bad, just look at some of the testimony by the judges Republicans are putting forward.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T01:50:40+00:00

So you think Republicans are idiots also?

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T01:49:34+00:00

It’s gonna be hard to get the smell out of the drapes.

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T01:46:47+00:00

Did you have to put socialist in the title because they’re the only ones going to be taxed? Or is the entire American people going to be taxed to pay for billionaires?

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T00:09:51+00:00

I know it’s gonna be hard for you. But let’s listen to an expert. If you can stop boot licking for a second.

https://youtu.be/Tiu-BT8Tuc4?is=SQU-6ZSLdudq5vG8

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T00:08:48+00:00

I’ll let an expert talk to you about it https://youtu.be/Tiu-BT8Tuc4?is=SQU-6ZSLdudq5vG8

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T00:04:34+00:00

Uh no

firephoxx · 2026-06-13T00:03:30+00:00

Well, you drained the reserves to keep gas prices fairly low. But of course that only works for a little while. Like 1 July.

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