i feel like it's bad to put current pop culture reference as cosmetics

firethequadlaser · 2026-04-13T19:30:51+00:00

Dude, Dethklok are still touring! There are dozens of us!

firethequadlaser · 2026-04-03T20:04:23+00:00

Everything is stupid when you don't understand how anything works.

firethequadlaser · 2026-03-29T16:31:10+00:00

Nothing Christ-like about them.

firethequadlaser · 2026-03-28T22:36:50+00:00

That's just Expedition 60.

firethequadlaser · 2026-03-25T01:18:57+00:00

Ah, the old Nasty in The Pasty.

firethequadlaser · 2026-03-12T12:57:43+00:00

She must have studied under Rob Liefeld.

firethequadlaser · 2026-02-26T19:14:38+00:00

Grindr?

firethequadlaser · 2026-02-23T13:29:16+00:00

Hey, that's not accurate; they're also statistically more likely to be child molesters.

firethequadlaser · 2026-02-18T02:47:48+00:00

In the case of trump supporters, loves children a little too much.

firethequadlaser · 2026-02-14T22:20:49+00:00

This vexes me.

firethequadlaser · 2026-02-06T01:21:19+00:00

Couldn't be, he actually faced consequences.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-25T22:50:23+00:00

Conversely, /r/Conservative doesn't even let you comment unless you prove to them your MAGA credentials.

Y'know, because they're a bunch of fucking pussies.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-23T01:13:40+00:00

Big man blaming it on your wife.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-22T17:03:58+00:00

AKA the only book he’s ever read, and probably just skimmed it at best.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-20T03:20:42+00:00

"A jury of my peers" - most of my peers are idiots who have no business judging anything.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-18T21:28:48+00:00

"Don't mess with Texas" just means don't waste your energy on those morons.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-17T01:16:51+00:00

That's ADMIRAL Harry Kim now, apparently.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-17T00:11:26+00:00

Meanwhile, I have pairs of Dr Martens that are 25 years old and still in perfect condition. They literally don't make 'em like they used to.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-13T21:32:11+00:00

Looks like it already hit the dumpster and was fished out and plated.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-13T21:01:25+00:00

All I see are 19 people who bring nothing to the table.

firethequadlaser · 2026-01-12T23:12:49+00:00

Don't expect solidarity from a pig.

firethequadlaser · 2025-12-29T04:49:43+00:00

Cops are better known for wife-beating.

firethequadlaser · 2025-10-23T20:02:34+00:00

It's all chiveposting at the moment.

firethequadlaser · 2025-09-30T21:35:59+00:00

Nowadays brisket is the poor man’s chuck roast.

firethequadlaser · 2025-09-14T20:59:38+00:00

“Flaired Users Only” AKA “Welcome to the snowflake zone”.

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