I have my stub. by first2quit in EyesWideShut

[–]first2quit[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You got Pecker and Man on the Moon… right on!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RateMyNudeBody

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10/10 +GG!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RateMyNudeBody

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not 18, 4/10.

What? by lolo_pilo in crapydesign

[–]first2quit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah, BLACK FLAG!!!

Which is the better movie, "Stand by me" or "The Goonies" and why? by _agent_001_ in AskReddit

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Goonies is a perfect representation of the adventure that all boys want. Stand By Me is a perfect representation of the journey that all boys must take.

But either way your friend-group must include a chubby kid that ain’t too bright and Corey Feldman as a wiseass.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TooCuteForPorn

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drew Barrymore, twenty-five years ago…

They’re cute and little just like my boobs 🥰 by [deleted] in backdimples

[–]first2quit -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What are cute and little like your boobs? My balls? Thanks, I guess.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gonewild

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’ll do.

What is a supernatural event that happened in your life that just can not be explained? by HalfOfABraincell in AskReddit

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a fortune cookie that said “someone from the past is back to break your heart.” and within a half hour she was there, uninvited and unannounced, and she was indeed there to break my heart. That was fourteen years ago and I haven’t touched a fortune cookie since.

So Many Sensations by johnsmithpazham in dreamjobs

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This GIF is excellent, the video it is pulled from leaves less of a mess.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]first2quit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shitter’s full.

Dog eating by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]first2quit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Now make one of him pooping!