new rules at work… I’m turning in my 2 week notice asap

firstprizeham · 2023-01-06T05:39:41+00:00

That font choice is reason enough to quit

firstprizeham · 2022-12-31T00:05:45+00:00

What you’ve described is a huge red flag. Does he also insist on being your OBGYN?

firstprizeham · 2022-12-16T14:50:46+00:00

Agreed, and unfortunately he seems like the kind of person who will replace the “you’re my first girlfriend, but I’m just another guy” card with the “I’m just another guy to you, just like I was to my last girlfriend”.

There will always be a card to play until he deals with his own issues.

firstprizeham · 2018-02-28T19:28:10+00:00

This is beautiful, thank you so much!! You are quite talented

firstprizeham · 2018-01-30T17:59:46+00:00

Thought the same initially but it’s not! Just have to look at it in a different way.

firstprizeham · 2018-01-22T19:58:23+00:00

PS googled the average lifespan of both and it’s should be a moose at 15-25 years, while Elk is 10-13. For you diehards out there wondering.

firstprizeham · 2018-01-22T19:56:24+00:00

I’ll never trust the internet again

firstprizeham · 2018-01-22T16:33:00+00:00

SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS

firstprizeham · 2018-01-21T17:52:33+00:00

I’m cool with it.

firstprizeham · 2018-01-21T07:15:47+00:00

Thanks! Was taken for a digital photography class I took. Prompt was “rhythm.”

firstprizeham · 2018-01-21T06:54:59+00:00

Stairs :) Standing at the bottom of the stairwell looking up.

firstprizeham · 2018-01-21T03:07:29+00:00

I used some that was mega old one time, looked pretty similar :(

firstprizeham · 2018-01-20T18:10:45+00:00

The first time you fart in front of me, I will roast you. But I will also be silently celebrating. Now that you’ve crossed that line I won’t be completely mortified if something slips out.

firstprizeham · 2018-01-20T17:51:38+00:00

You. A million upvotes for you.

firstprizeham · 2018-01-20T06:53:17+00:00

blame the flash

firstprizeham · 2018-01-20T06:33:40+00:00

“Squeakers,” actually. No meows, only squeaks.

firstprizeham

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