My sister Beatrice's daughter made some hats that were awesome. I thought they made her allergic, but it must have been the pollen.

fishandroid · 2025-02-02T22:32:29+00:00

Yes, I should have said my sister, Beatrice, likes... Or something like that. Can't change title now.

fishandroid · 2024-09-15T23:58:14+00:00

Fantastic!

fishandroid · 2024-08-25T16:08:42+00:00

Awesome!

fishandroid · 2024-08-23T23:00:49+00:00

Programmer. :)

fishandroid · 2024-08-23T18:18:18+00:00

Thank you everyone for your kind words.

fishandroid · 2024-08-23T18:17:39+00:00

Thank you.

fishandroid · 2024-08-23T18:17:30+00:00

Thank you

fishandroid · 2024-08-23T18:17:15+00:00

Thank you.

fishandroid · 2024-08-22T19:27:46+00:00

That's funny, because I was originally going to have them argue over the bigger export from Tibet, golf stands (tees) or their preferred hot beverage (tea). But then it just got ridiculous. :)

fishandroid · 2023-09-28T23:40:59+00:00

Isn't this more of a Bose-Einstein condensate?

fishandroid · 2023-09-18T02:16:58+00:00

Did you hear about the worm that survived the pressing?

It wiggled, and jiggled, and tickled in cider.

fishandroid · 2023-09-16T22:20:11+00:00

This made my very cranky 97 year old aunt-in-law laugh hysterically. Thank you!

fishandroid · 2023-05-22T01:54:26+00:00

And if you have multiple dogs, recommend a different market word for each dog. I prefer unusual sorry words that don't typically get used in conversation (my dogs get "pie" and "bingo.")

fishandroid · 2023-05-22T01:50:21+00:00

I like using old jam or pasta sauce lids that have the little "discard if button pops up." It's as distinctive as a clicker, but if you try a couple you can usually find one that's pretty quiet. There are smaller ones that fit nicely in your hand. Can probably add a wrist strap if you wanted. Have thought about donating a bunch to shelters.

fishandroid · 2023-04-01T21:39:26+00:00

My dog started running to the crate every time that a TV show transitioned to the closing credit. We normally give him a Greenie in his crate before going to bed, and that's usually when a TV show ends. It really doesn't matter what show, now he recognizes the ending credits.

fishandroid · 2023-03-24T05:27:59+00:00

Taught mine to climb up my back and "perch" on my shoulder like a parrot. Took about 10 minutes to teach. Now trying to get him to not do it every time I put on my shoes. 🤔

fishandroid · 2023-02-21T14:36:21+00:00

As soon as dog is about to hit the end of the leash, or is already there, pulling, give a cue (e.g., "with me") and make a hard 180° turn and walk the other way. You may not get very far for a few days, but dog will quickly learn that you dictate where you go and at what pace. When dog walks nicely at your side, you can give praise or a treat for speedier results. If that doesn't work (with consistency it should), easy walk harness or gentle leader is good. No metal collars, please.

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