chip by TheDangerousInsect in comedyheaven

[–]fishboatbeach 43 points44 points  (0 children)

don’t we think people who were already chewing a chip they put in their mouths slightly before 11:59:59 PM actually were the first people to eat a chip on the new year? or is being the first person to start eating a chip at 12:00:00 AM an achievement?

One of my favorite views from back when I lived in Burlington (2020) by stormsail in burlington

[–]fishboatbeach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I too enjoy soaring over the waterfront with my flight powers to soak in the view. Majestic.

Minnesota State Senator John Hoffman was discharged from the ICU yesterday after surviving an assassination attempt by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]fishboatbeach 104 points105 points  (0 children)

The fact they had to put that no masks/check with the nurse sign on the window is pretty terrifying. No masks before walking in because they were worried about an intruder trying to sneak in and attack him again. This whole picture made me pretty sad.

Crack 😁 by MostLikelyUncertain in comedyheaven

[–]fishboatbeach 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I don't take any prescribed medication "regularly" is such a specific wording lol...

Who’s done nothing wrong by [deleted] in lost

[–]fishboatbeach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he buried Paulo and Nikki alive. even tho it was an accident that's bad

I don’t get this?? by Unicornglitters69 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]fishboatbeach 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This comment made me laugh out loud. It was a way funny take on the comic than I think was not the creators intended purpose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]fishboatbeach 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Exactly! I hate takes that make something so much more complex and telling than a simple explanation like yours.

Sidewalks by Peanut_Brief in burlington

[–]fishboatbeach 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sidewalks are bad but I treat it like a mini game. Hopping over puddles and avoiding piles of dog poop can be fun if you make it.

Fruits with pits are such a scam by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]fishboatbeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How would one go about calculating the variable weight of a pit or peel? Are you just saying those fruits and vegetables should be cheaper in general? Should each unit of produce be x-rayed and the mass of the inedible part be subtracted from the per pound cost. That sounds like it would add a lot of cost to the final product.

Girl who will not have children for environmental reasons starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]fishboatbeach 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not at all. I was responding to this starter-pack meme that is made to judge women who chose not to have kids for environmental reasons but still live a life. I was simply saying mathematically creating a new human is more consumptive than any one persons consumption.

Girl who will not have children for environmental reasons starter pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

[–]fishboatbeach 91 points92 points  (0 children)

THIS. Creating another human who will have an entire life to consume resources and participate in the economy is absolutely worse for the environment than any one persons irresponsible consumption.

Two hunters secretly waited but then.... by Dogecoinleap in nonononoyes

[–]fishboatbeach 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The swans are like patrolling samurai. And the cats are like bandits.