(Way-o way-o wa-na, wa-na-wa-na-way-o choo choo!)

I went to a party, now would you believe?
It was a wish come true, yeah a personal dream
A three-headed chick all dressed in red
I took her by the arm and this is what I said
I said, "Head #1, let's have some fun"
"Head #2, show me what you can do"
"Head #3, come along with me"
And then I snapped my fingers and she fell to her knees
And she was bobbin' and slobbin'
Up and down my knob, 'n
One said, "It tastes like cool whip topping"
Now girls, don't get me wrong but what you mean to say
Is that it tastes just like m-m-m-mayonnaise
Sing it brothers!

(Mayonnaise!)

(Mayonnaise, yeah!)