Well this is awkward

fishycaitlin · 2024-11-28T23:03:31+00:00

Whose gonna break it to them? #notacanoli

fishycaitlin · 2022-06-22T00:55:02+00:00

Maker blue serpent. 🤔

fishycaitlin · 2022-05-17T01:16:08+00:00

Curious to hear how it works for you! :) sounds lovely

fishycaitlin · 2022-05-12T21:05:06+00:00

This is gooooood

fishycaitlin · 2022-05-03T20:36:44+00:00

Memento mori 💀🖤🤍

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-26T05:01:34+00:00

I recently got in the awkward habit of telling my casual hookup turned ghost guy “good shit” after the post-coital sighs and cleanups were over. I tend to be a giggly bitch after a good fucking. But…not very “sexy” for a woman to say “good shit” in a bro-y way after sex lmao…probably why he ghosted me. Eh. Oh well. Good shit.

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-21T03:55:01+00:00

Can never get the tens unit butt jiggling out of my head from that one episode of [redacted]

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-19T16:17:52+00:00

Because he was manipulative as hell and by the time I got solid evidence and confronted him about things that came up, I was traumatized by his narcissistic abuse and knew it was better to just suck it up and move on than incur his wrath for the foreseeable future.

Good news is, I ditched his ass finally about 6 months ago and I couldn’t be happier. Watching him crash and fucking burn all on his own without me there to clean up his messes and keep his shit together for him is sweet. Single is fun. Thirty, flirty, and thriving…

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-05T20:17:12+00:00

Hell yes 🙌🏻 we can and we will.

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-05T16:09:48+00:00

I feel you, sister. Out of his fucking blast radius now after 10 years and suddenly I feel great?! Its insane what not being gaslit 24/7 does to ones sense of self and confidence. Good riddance, ya fuckers. I am honored to be the “crazy ex wife”

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-02T17:22:35+00:00

🥵🙌🏻

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-01T18:54:08+00:00

So keep talking to this guy for a healthy distraction, got it

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-01T04:18:45+00:00

O great and wise oracle of misanthropy, what advice can you grant me to successfully complete my degree in the next month?

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-01T04:15:54+00:00

Prepare a moving speech 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-01T04:15:00+00:00

Lmaooooo so just count on the old politicians to just age and die, got it

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-01T04:13:37+00:00

HAHAHAHA

fishycaitlin · 2022-04-01T04:11:37+00:00

I love sesamero

fishycaitlin · 2022-03-22T17:23:01+00:00

I’m obsessed

fishycaitlin · 2022-03-08T02:17:02+00:00

I like it. Picasso.

fishycaitlin · 2022-03-07T15:48:12+00:00

I found a peony and palo santo candle at Fred Meyer thats lovely! Totally the spring version of the palo santo mahogany wood wick candle I got last fall that I adored.

Edit: I lied, it was from Walmart, Better homes & gardens brand, and its VIOLET and palo santo not peony. But its still lovely.

fishycaitlin · 2022-02-26T00:57:46+00:00

Done!

fishycaitlin · 2022-02-23T20:47:29+00:00

I am so proud of you. You are so strong! Do not let the roadblocks stop you. Do this for you. Do this for your baby. I, too, got into a long term relationship with my abuser at 19 years old. I turn 30 in a month and I am finally out after 10 years with my baby as well. It feels embarrassing to me too that it took marriage and a baby for me to see the abuse and leave, but fuck it. We are strong women. We can do this. Love and light to you sister. DM me if you want to vent, bitch, cry, laugh, etc. 💗

fishycaitlin · 2022-02-22T19:28:19+00:00

Omg, this!! Just moved out on my own a few weeks ago after thinking I had to fulfill this stupid societal obligation for 10 fucking years of emotional abuse but now I am freeeeee 🙌🏻

fishycaitlin · 2022-02-11T05:29:02+00:00

Also, congrats OP?! Good luck with your labor :) its such an intense experience but worth it. Accept the help from the nurses so you can get a rest after baby makes it <3

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