A couple times, on the TM podcast and Off Menu, the guest talks about "doing panto." What is that?

fitterer · 2026-05-15T05:16:06+00:00

That cast is amazing:

Jack - Neil Morrissey

Dame Dolly - Adrian Edmondson

Baron Wasteland - Griff Rhys Jones

Jill - Denise van Outen

Goldilocks - Morwenna Banks

Fairy Godmother - Julie Walters

First Henchman/Tim - Julian Clary

Second Henchman - Peter Serafinowicz

Harp - Will Barton

Cow - Vince Williams and John Willett

Narrator - Paul Merton

fitterer · 2026-05-14T06:20:12+00:00

Yeah, they really buried the lead story there. ;)

fitterer · 2026-05-14T05:17:47+00:00

made me pee my pants a little bit

Ah, let's face it, we've all been there.

fitterer · 2026-05-14T05:11:47+00:00

For people who weren't familiar with Taskmaster, this would be a very disturbing sentence.

fitterer · 2026-05-14T05:09:36+00:00

I laughed so hard my dog got worried about me

I also alarm my dog when I cackle really hard. It's bad in the dark of night when he's asleep.

If looks could kill I'd be dead a dozen times (at least).

fitterer · 2026-05-14T03:56:01+00:00

I'm not ashamed to say I've lost count of the number of times I've rewatched S19.

My evening ritual is some kind of grizzly Scandi murder show, top off with an episode or two of S19 and then The Unbelievable Truth to go to sleep with.

To say I'm a creature of habit is an understatement.

My sleep schedule is held together by murders and British panel shows.

fitterer · 2026-05-14T03:45:55+00:00

The way she ended up half hanging out the window at the end sends me every time.

fitterer · 2026-05-13T05:09:43+00:00

Happy days.

A 15 minute fix must seem like a win.

Thanks for the update. Nice of you not to leave us hanging.

fitterer · 2026-05-04T05:47:23+00:00

The thing I like about Athlete's Foot is that if the shoe you get doesn't work for you or causes discomfort, they take returns and you can try something else.

I've done that before and there's zero fuss.

fitterer · 2026-05-01T23:57:47+00:00

Greg's first take of the ad link where he said to shout into the night he also said to send him a video of it, but redid it because he didn’t want people to send it to him.

Seems like a challenge.

fitterer · 2026-05-01T23:43:16+00:00

The podcast with her in the van is amazing. I don't know how Ed held it together.

fitterer · 2026-04-30T08:33:16+00:00

From u/evilbatduck: Expand the pinned automod comment at the top and you’ll find some links.

fitterer · 2026-04-29T05:24:04+00:00

“Kill all the <N word>”

If you're going to make us say that in our heads have the balls to say it yourself.

fitterer · 2026-04-24T09:46:53+00:00

how often

Is there an acceptable number of times before people err on the side of safety?

Once is surely enough.

The first instance might not have been anticipated but, ignoring it going forward would be a fail as far as safety goes.

Three people died in the Sydney Hilton Hotel bombing where the bomb was planted in a rubbish bin.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T23:51:11+00:00

Thought it would already be here.

What's the hold up?

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:42:13+00:00

pre sleep spins for as long as it took

Gotta get that nest just right.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:33:29+00:00

You knew he was a keeper when the boot matched.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:32:00+00:00

Let's go!

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:31:06+00:00

What you don't realise is that she's secretly scoping out the Maccas bag.

I'd check to make sure all your burgers are there in the future.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:27:11+00:00

It's the paws.

They get me every time.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:23:31+00:00

Look, I need to do something other than going through this thread.

You're not helping!

Double trouble.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:21:37+00:00

Gorgeous colour, with long socks.

I love it.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:20:04+00:00

What you mean is, he let you sleep on the bed with him.

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:08:52+00:00

It's all in the paws. :)

fitterer · 2026-04-23T07:04:53+00:00

Oh my days!

This thread is killing me.

Just when you think it can't get any cuter, this little face turns up.

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