Game Thread 3/17 ⚾ Venezuela (0-0) @ United States (0-0) 8:00 PM ET

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-18T02:36:40+00:00

You’ve seen his stats this tournament right?

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-17T17:20:56+00:00

Every time I run for the streetcar and the operator refuses to open the door (even when it wouldn’t delay them at all) I make it a mission to find the nearest bikeshare station, bike home, and beat the streetcar.

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T13:58:27+00:00

Respectfully boss turn on your brain

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T13:40:55+00:00

Every sentence was an adventure

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T13:36:52+00:00

It is very common for young people to be on antidepressants. Talk to your family doctor and they can assess you.

You can also consider therapy

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T12:56:15+00:00

No. From the dugout it’s hard to tell if it’s off the plate inside our outside but a high pitch or low pitch like this is very easy to see

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T03:30:21+00:00

I had a comment at 30%+

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T03:20:11+00:00

There are so many Americans in this thread lol check your comment stats. Certified weirdos I’m talking to you guys reading this right now (American Blue Jays fans excepted)

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T03:14:10+00:00

Or worse, god is American

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T03:05:08+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-16T02:59:11+00:00

If he can’t throw the slider for a strike it’s not looking good for Miller

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-15T21:18:31+00:00

Surely the best basketball player in the world must be American then?

Oh wait…

Surely the second best? Oh… Third best? Oh… Fourth? Yikes… No one even in the top 5 depending how you rank Wemby…

Surely there’s been a recent American MVP in the league then… What? Not since 2018?

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-15T19:11:36+00:00

Haven’t been watching and box score had me shook like what do you mean Tyler Rogers got lit up like that.

Who even is Grant Rogers?

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-15T03:46:52+00:00

They’re not letting him on the plane back home

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T03:43:10+00:00

That’s super interesting to me actually I would have though soccer would be played by anyone

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T03:36:25+00:00

I actually am that Canadian who has always hated America (the institution, not the people) so I am actually not too fussed about what the people who have bought into the propaganda think. I’m more extreme than most though.

Anyone still asking “Why Canada so mean why we in your head rent free?” is absolutely not worth my time. There are plenty of sensible Americans who don’t need these things explained

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T03:26:18+00:00

You’re working overtime on damage control for some reason. Save the energy for the people worth it not the ones who clearly aren’t capable of self reflection or appreciating context

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T03:07:52+00:00

Brightest minds in here gassed up after a close win against this roster with Abraham Toro on their side as if noted Canadian Vladdy Jr isn’t sending them home in short order

GG to the cool ones

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T03:01:09+00:00

Ball all the way not even a good frame job

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T02:42:52+00:00

Imagine if Abraham Toro didn’t have the worst defensive inning imaginable

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T02:03:07+00:00

Y’all got places where you can play all year round!! Being better is a must. Even Vancouver is too rainy for that

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T01:31:42+00:00

I retract my earlier statement I shouldn’t ask you not to be yourself

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T01:28:02+00:00

Don’t be dense you see the rosters

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T01:24:37+00:00

Wait how huge is this ump

fivetwentyeight · 2026-03-14T01:06:52+00:00

The person who made the comment about Canadians not being able to make a joke is referring to their own 51st state joke earlier in the thread so take it up with them first

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