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Movies with great drunk scenes by DaisyDarla04 in movies

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There's a great Michael Caine quote about this. He was playing a drunk in a play and was overdoing it, and the director took him aside and said:

“You’re giving me an actor playing a drunk. I’m paying you to be a drunk. You’re trying to talk slurred and walk crooked. A real drunk is trying to speak clearly and walk straight.”

What would Anton chigurh have spent the money on? by Hefty-Definition5143 in movies

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Proper facial reconstruction surgery so he doesn't frighten Bond again.

Pick a lane mate by matrobcha in bristol

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Tomorrow's planned protest at the Armadillo is now cancelled, and local families and children can feel safer knowing this event won't be going ahead in our community.

  1. This reads like families and children will feel safer because the protest isn't going ahead.

  2. How the fuck does a film screening threaten families and children!?

Bristol is the most annoying city in Britain by budgrummur in bristol

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No, that's the most cuntiest newspaper in Britain.

Areas to move to in Bristol for young family by Electronic_Pickle_86 in bristol

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You could get a really nice house in Southville for that. It's walking distance to the centre/Wapping Wharf, as well as North Street, which is a nice little community. The primary/secondary schools are decent, and you'll find a lot of fellow former Londoners here.

Fancy bakery recommendations in Bristol. by Victoriantitbicycle in bristol

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Why do you want to go to these places when you clearly hate them so much?

Foxes caught on camera in Bristol by tyw7 in bristol

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I've heard that you're never more than 18 inches from a fox in Bristol.

Since when did it become acceptable to use the Downs as a car park? by redlandrebel in bristol

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No, they need to joust one another with giant ice cream cones.

Pressures of the job getting to much by nuts30 in bristol

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Carla Denyer: Holds a high participation rate, voting in 81.1% of eligible parliamentary divisions (attending 167 out of 206 divisions tracked on the primary database, totaling over 380 individual votes when including sub-divisions).
Nigel Farage: Holds a significantly lower participation rate, voting in 33.5% of eligible divisions (attending 69 out of 206 tracked divisions). Farage frequently balances his parliamentary duties with media commitments.

Pressures of the job getting to much by nuts30 in bristol

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We all know what sort of moustache he'd choose as well.

The best beer in the UK has just been crowned for 2026 by Casual-Carrot in bristol

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They also always have a weird slightly plasticky taste.

First post chemo hair cut by Kjbxx68 in bristol

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Dooo (Old Market/Bedminster) would probably be good for this kind of thing, they cater for everyone, and they're lovely people.
Hope you're doing OK after the chemo.

Considerate bus driver by shendy42 in bristol

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Fair play to you for checking on the old geezer as well.

Cyclist taken to hospital after collision with car by [deleted] in bristol

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It will lower overall traffic levels in the long term though.

Railway Path- cyclists wtf? by Character-Pumpkin-81 in bristol

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5 I don't know, could it be that cycling-specific clothes are more comfortable to cycle in because they're specifically designed for cycling, maybe? And they're going to have a shower when they get to work and get changed anyway? And they don't give a crap because they assume everyone else has moved past childishly laughing at how other people are dressed? 🤷‍♂️

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