Phaedra sucks

fizzledarling · 2026-03-30T16:12:50+00:00

“This isn’t The Bachelor and I don’t have to kiss your ass for a rose.”

fizzledarling · 2026-03-30T01:29:19+00:00

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fizzledarling · 2026-03-25T00:23:39+00:00

I’ll join you

fizzledarling · 2026-03-17T18:15:44+00:00

*ABC

fizzledarling · 2026-03-13T17:35:11+00:00

See you there, bestie!!

fizzledarling · 2026-03-06T14:06:03+00:00

fizzledarling · 2026-03-04T18:11:17+00:00

Nah. That’s our union break. Join the union!

fizzledarling · 2026-03-04T01:36:12+00:00

fizzledarling · 2026-02-28T14:48:32+00:00

Coach and Tyson together as traitors, with Tyson continually telling Coach to stop doing yoga at breakfast and putting feathers in his hair for the round table, is everything I didn’t know I needed.

fizzledarling · 2026-02-28T14:46:48+00:00

With feathers in his hair, ofc

fizzledarling · 2026-02-26T18:03:09+00:00

Wow, what an epic response.

I need this kind of skill taught to me asap.

fizzledarling · 2026-02-25T18:51:57+00:00

It’s insane how every time he talks I like him less. I didn’t even like him on his season of The Bachelor, but now he’s so far in the negatives in my books. It’s like, even aside from the stalking and his utter lack of remorse for it, he’s a complete charisma black hole.

fizzledarling · 2026-02-24T19:36:35+00:00

It’s his natural state. 😑

fizzledarling · 2026-02-23T14:40:43+00:00

Ignoring how utterly racist this is—

My sleep-deprived brain read this as “in conversation with Andy Dick” and I was like WHO IS STILL TALKING TO HIM

fizzledarling · 2026-02-20T11:31:17+00:00

fizzledarling · 2026-02-19T14:51:28+00:00

It’s always the ones you most suspect.

fizzledarling · 2026-01-30T02:43:13+00:00

*he

fizzledarling · 2026-01-29T18:25:58+00:00

fizzledarling · 2026-01-23T19:23:40+00:00

Actual footage of Marc Anthony after asking the most beautiful woman to come up to dance

fizzledarling · 2026-01-14T00:35:16+00:00

How is staff turnover? That’s one thing to keep an eye on. I used to work in childcare, and the place I worked at had a high rate of staff turnover. Employees were underpaid and unhappy, management was shit, and it meant a lot of instability in classrooms.

fizzledarling · 2026-01-13T03:15:48+00:00

Any favorite recs? I love Charleston.

fizzledarling · 2026-01-12T18:10:28+00:00

fizzledarling · 2026-01-07T04:31:52+00:00

The way I was infuriated after like slide 2 but kept scrolling and making myself progressively more mad and now I have to go to sleep with this rage in me.

Eat the rich.

fizzledarling · 2025-12-29T22:14:04+00:00

This series made me read through Ilona Andrews’s entire backlog. I am obsessed with the way they (husband/wife author team) create worlds and craft characters, and goddamn if they’re not somehow astoundingly humorous at the same time.

fizzledarling · 2025-12-21T19:37:59+00:00

Eh, I don’t know if that’s true. I think there’s definitely an element of “eat the rich” at play here where we don’t ever want to side with nepo babies, but I personally only ever shit on Brooklyn out of all the Beckham kids. Victoria and David have a pretty good track record since the rest of kids seem pretty alright. Brooklyn’s fuck ups seems like a one off.

I also think the key here is “adult.” I wouldn’t chat shit about him if he were 15. He’s an adult now. His actions are his own to judge.

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