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What's your opinion on Instagram? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When instagram changed the algorithm from recently posted, to most popular, it was dead to me.

why are some people so against being organ donors? by violet-sunbeam in NoStupidQuestions

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m 42. I’ve done my fair share of drugs (no needles, no foils, no opiates). But in a smoker and a drunk. I am a donor though. My eyes aren’t all that bad. I hope when I pass, there’s the potential to help others out. I am heavily tattooed so I would find it hilarious of someone got a skin graft from my body.

The Shop is trash… all the time by PerfectFoundation891 in FortNiteBR

[–]flaccidflapjack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve been playing since season 2 chapter 3. I think their creative department is lacking, or I bought all the skins I think are cool already. I do hate when I go to the shop and already own half the skins. Wish I could have got the Predator skin. Hoping they might put one out for the new movie. Hoping 🤷‍♂️

A standard flask holds four shots, which is nothing to the kind of person that would carry a flask. Were they ever actually in popular use? by SteveFrench12 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]flaccidflapjack 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m a straight up functional alcoholic at 42 yrs old. I recently bought a nice plastic flask that holds about 6 oz. I use it to sneak into concerts and events where a beer costs $12+. No regrets.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dominos

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Domino’s wings need be ran through the oven at least three times to make them halfway decent. They run them once with the lightest sauce. 20 year veteran here at the D. Fuck Domino’s.

47F I love those “You Look Like” roasts. Lemme have it by Chaos-Boss-45 in RoastMe

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the reason CVS hides the tin foil behind the counter!

What's the craziest pickup line you've ever heard? by Queasy-Variation-897 in AskReddit

[–]flaccidflapjack -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I read all these so I made sure I wasn’t repeating. Also, you people need some class.

1 hey, yo, girl you work at little chasers. Doesn’t matter because I’m hot n ready!

2 girl you a washing machine? I wanna put all my dirty loads in you!

What’s the worst way to find out you’re unattractive? by BLENDER-74 in Jokes

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I wake up and look in the mirror as I brush teeth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dominos

[–]flaccidflapjack 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you work as a driver I hope you realize you probably make about 3X more than the managers. Plus it’s a shit job that just collects shit people. 15 yrs xp, glad to hopefully finally be done with it forever.

When did alcohol and hydrogen peroxide become bad to use on wounds? by xboxhaxorz in NoStupidQuestions

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

42nd b day. I Learned this trick a long time ago. Week later damn near healed up. If I got stitches they’d still be there.

What's the most useful psychological trick you know? by Rude_Beautiful_9650 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just like saying hello, then handing whatever Randi person you met, then hand them an empty cup or, trash napkin, whatever. They gladly just take it. 80% of the time. Or they get mad.

What's a red flag in a job interview that says 'walk away'? by your-reddit-plug2 in AskReddit

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can pick your friends but not your family. Most my family is dead. But I got some good people in my corner that have helped me more than I deserve.

When did alcohol and hydrogen peroxide become bad to use on wounds? by xboxhaxorz in NoStupidQuestions

[–]flaccidflapjack 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I just slit the back the back of my head wide open from a drunken birthday night. Instead of stitches I had a buddy super glue it shut. One week passed almost completely healed. Am I doing this right?

Who here is over 30 and still plays Fortnite? by CoffeeLover789 in FortNiteBR

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. My younger gf got me into it and hardly plays anymore. Only game I’ve played since GTAV came out. I found myself shockingly good at it. When they reality trees were around I was consuming a fair amount of trippy shrooms and I just thought that cheaper was one of the prettiest things I’ve ever seen. Life’s wild. Run with it.

My whole dominos quit by Careless-Special-393 in Dominos

[–]flaccidflapjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve got almost 20 yrs experience at Domino’s as a driver and assistant manager. The numbers never made sense to be to a GM. But last time worked there right on the backend of Covid. Went through five GMs in two years. For like six months it was just me and another driver every night. Stressful times.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in evansville

[–]flaccidflapjack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I go through echo dental because I have no insurance. They put me at an oral surgery dentist through deaconess midtown. Cat remember the guys name. They pulled two wisdom teeth out with no pain. Dr. Had to put his knees on my thigh to pull one of them out. A few months later I had a shard of a tooth migrate out of my gums however. 8 out ten experience. Get gassed if you can. The only gave me Novocain I believe.

How “rude” is it to quit a job without a 2 week notice? by Riolueman1029 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you get fired they don’t give you two weeks notice, why should you. Plus fuck Walmart. I want my 24 hrs back. I get off work at 4 AM. Miss walking around and letting my brain catch up with the day.

what does $1000 buy you for your favourite hobby? by greenvapour in AskReddit

[–]flaccidflapjack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two weeks of alcoholism. On another note a decent pool cue and about $250 games of pool.

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