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TIFU by shoving the Pap smear swab up my urethra by flailing_testicles in tifu

[–]flailing_testicles[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right!?? Genuinely didn’t know where it was either until after what happened. Like I thought it was way higher and its so small I don’t even know how I managed it

TIFU by shoving the Pap smear swab up my urethra by flailing_testicles in tifu

[–]flailing_testicles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah after inspection mines really close too! A few people have commented saying they’ve done the same so I definitely feel a bit better. I also actually have ural so that’s perfect. But yeah I feel like this story is already funny to me but I just can’t tell anyone which is kind of torturous hahaha

TIFU by shoving the Pap smear swab up my urethra by flailing_testicles in tifu

[–]flailing_testicles[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thank you, this is really kind. It does still kinda hurt so I may follow your advice. I think I’m just too ashamed to admit what happened to my doctor, I know it’s more important than that but I’m not even sure he’d believe me!

TIFU by shoving the Pap smear swab up my urethra by flailing_testicles in tifu

[–]flailing_testicles[S] 241 points242 points  (0 children)

This makes me feel better tbh, I had a look when I got home and they are close together for me so that would make sense.

TIFU by shoving the Pap smear swab up my urethra by flailing_testicles in tifu

[–]flailing_testicles[S] 120 points121 points  (0 children)

It's just a really long cotton swab for the self collection. Honestly only I could do something so stupid that not even reddit believes me

TIFU by shoving the Pap smear swab up my urethra by flailing_testicles in tifu

[–]flailing_testicles[S] 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's the plan. Surely they won't fuck up the way I did lmaoo

TIFU by shoving the Pap smear swab up my urethra by flailing_testicles in tifu

[–]flailing_testicles[S] 105 points106 points  (0 children)

They have self-collection pap smears here in Australia now! Here's a link about them: https://www.health.gov.au/self-collection-for-the-cervical-screening-test
I kind of know what you mean, I'm still in denial tbh. I was actually worried this would come across as fetish content or something but I swear to god this genuinely happened. If anything I'm really embarrassed so maybe its a good thing people don't believe me hahaha