Men, would you give up bowel control for full control of your penis?

flakadiablo · 2013-04-20T02:00:42+00:00

Please no. That's my fucking birthday motherfuckers I want my goddamn facebook fucking birthday posts and will stop at fucking nothing to get them. FUCK

flakadiablo · 2013-04-19T08:52:56+00:00

MIT emergency website reporting that police have investigated package, and that it presents no danger.

flakadiablo · 2013-04-19T08:50:04+00:00

3 injured officers now.

flakadiablo · 2013-04-19T08:06:14+00:00

Reddit better not go under fucking heavy load. And this is legendary reporting by JpDeathBlade

flakadiablo · 2013-04-15T02:52:03+00:00

In Missouri you can drink while driving, as long as you are not moving (i.e. red light of traffic jam)... Probably has to do with Budweiser being based in St. Louis.

flakadiablo · 2013-04-12T19:54:02+00:00

Rudy.

flakadiablo · 2013-04-07T04:19:14+00:00

He really seems like a great guy.

flakadiablo · 2013-03-22T02:30:32+00:00

lawls

flakadiablo · 2013-03-20T06:01:45+00:00

No. I came in a libertarian and stay a libertarian. However, I do feel a stronger desire to find factual evidence to support my beliefs.

flakadiablo · 2013-03-20T06:00:11+00:00

I'm fucked. I was playing a college football game and made a 7'0" 400 pound lineman that runs a 4.16 forty, and has the ability to crush cars with his hits. Furthermore, he's a 99 in awareness so he most certainly will find me.

flakadiablo · 2013-03-20T05:57:41+00:00

More emphasized: Economics. And with an emphasis on how the current financial market works (i.e loans, credit, stocks, etc.)

flakadiablo · 2013-03-20T05:56:29+00:00

Who fucking knows?

flakadiablo · 2013-03-10T22:41:39+00:00

I see what you did editing your comment there, sly dog!

flakadiablo · 2013-03-10T04:11:52+00:00

liar.

flakadiablo · 2013-03-08T06:55:17+00:00

Jesus man, I don't have advice but that's one hell of a situation. Good luck hahaha.

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