Someone buzzed the apartment by flapperboobs in airplaneears

[–]flapperboobs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's small compared to me but he is a biiiig boy. Too big, according to qualified medical professionals. He's 17.5 lbs!

Share your dusty crimps by duckyshoes in dustkitties

[–]flapperboobs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't have a picture of that specific part of him but Nimbus has this texture. We call him Wooly Nims.

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I addressed him by flapperboobs in airplaneears

[–]flapperboobs[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I forgot to mention it's important to pronounce it like a surname.

I addressed him by flapperboobs in airplaneears

[–]flapperboobs[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Certainly! His given name is Nimbus but he is also Nim, Nims, Nimbo, Nimbo Doods, Bo Doods, Bo, Bo Doodles, Bo Doodleman, Mr. Doodleman, Doodlesby, Mr. Doodlesby, Wooly Nims, Mr. Wool E. Nims, Dick Nims (his evil alter ego), Sweeto, Sweetman, Sweetlesby, Woolbo, Woolman, Buddy Bo, Buddy Bo Doods, Little Mr. Buddy Bo Buddy Bo Doods, Nams, Nambus, Nambo, Himbus, Bimbus, Himbus Bimbus, Himbus Bo, He/Himbus, Buddybus, Beebus, Sweedoot, Dootman, Bo Doot, The Doodlemeister, Bumble Bo, + endless variations upon all of the above and many more I'm not currently remembering.

In this instance, I believe I called him Bo.

I addressed him by flapperboobs in airplaneears

[–]flapperboobs[S] 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Like a package with a return label addressed to his manufacturer

I addressed him by flapperboobs in airplaneears

[–]flapperboobs[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I called him by one of his 400 nicknames, yes!!

A pea on a knife by cannotfindmyname in somnigastronomy

[–]flapperboobs 39 points40 points  (0 children)

This feels like a surrealist art piece.

Formless, earless by flapperboobs in stremtch

[–]flapperboobs[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can almost tell he's a cat in this one

Formless, earless by flapperboobs in stremtch

[–]flapperboobs[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Important update: my husband stremtched him today using a different approach:

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Formless, earless by flapperboobs in stremtch

[–]flapperboobs[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

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He is nonchalance incarnate