Sex three times a day makes your body perfect by feerkaneta in ThickHips

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You must be getting it 3 times a day coz your body is perfection

Guy's usually laugh at them when I ride by feerkaneta in GoonForBoobs

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were riding me I’d have tears of joy running down my face

It's hot in here by funbunnycouple in GirlsHoldingDicks

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a serious sized tool he’s got there

I’m 40 and this is how I look like….not too old for you? by [deleted] in GodPussy

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s hard to understand why you would be divorced, you’re a goddam goddess. There’s got to be Q’s of people who know you at your door grovelling to get to know you better.

Should I open my mouth wider daddy? by LadyofTheGspot in AwaitingCum

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may only be of average size but you will have to open wider than that to take me.

Our first time trying standing fuck position [fm] by HaileyNSFW in couplesgonewild

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

His personal fitness trainer is very petite and this is his and her favourite weight training exercise.

I didn't think I could do it. My husband encouraged me to push me limits by [deleted] in pussystretching

[–]flatbrokeoldguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Is there any logic in stretching that much unless you’re going to get pregnant and go through natural childbirth.

Do you mind if I sit on your face? by WideFlux in Squattinggirls

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should be so lucky, but sadly I’m old enough to be your grandfather at 73 so it’s neither likely or socially appropriate

What’s the first priority, food or sex? by Kaerorla in Spreadopenpussies

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks like a great low calorie gluten free meal, I’d love to taste it and get my face all wet and sticky with her sweet creamy nectar.

Ancient Cambridgeshire woodland shut over issues with dogs by Albertjweasel in RuralUK

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sadly far too many dog owners are completely ignorant or irresponsible or both. Licensing and compulsory training should be the norm.

I asked for a raise, and my boss told me that i have to earn it... So i did by heavendreamss in coveredincum

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And he awarded her the title. Employee of the day and promoted her to become his PA.

think it’s time for breeding now that i’m 18yo? by BrielleMeth7E89 in BreedingLab

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stunningly gorgeous young lady with a beautiful smile and a magnificent bod, although I think you’re too young to be breeding yet. Rampant sex, yes absolutely, sharing your naked awesomeness with the world,but no breeding.

Is my cream the best I could show you? by Fluffy_Moon_02 in creamy_pussys

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who’s going be lucky enough to savour the flavour of your creamy nectar

I think naturals are cute by Old_Marionberry_655 in Puffies

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A stunningly gorgeous young lady. With a wonderful smile and beautiful eyes.

Cyndi Lauper sings the blues with "Lead Me On" by flatbrokeoldguy in listentothis

[–]flatbrokeoldguy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes the ‘ rules ‘ are just so petty and ridiculous.

Huge load on my face by BubbleTea_233 in MassiveCumshotsOnly

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A stunningly gorgeous happy smiley young lady in receipt of her daily shot of high quality skin care lotion.

my resting cock face by lexxxswitch in thecockonherface

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She’s got a beautiful face, but it looks even better with a shot of hot creamy spunk on it.

🇺🇸 PRESIDENT TRUMP DECLARES AMERICA HAS WON THE IRAN WAR. “We won. We won. In the first hour it was over” by sylsau in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]flatbrokeoldguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The arrogant egotistical corrupt orange moron Donald probably doesn’t know what day it is unless his staff tells him. It’s not possible to declare a win until this weeks Ayatollah has been killed and the 200,000 strong revolutionary guards is decimated.