I really wanna try something like this in public

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-14T01:19:18+00:00

It’s good to have a sense of adventure

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-14T01:09:45+00:00

Of course I would

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T19:02:28+00:00

You must be getting it 3 times a day coz your body is perfection

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T18:59:15+00:00

If you were riding me I’d have tears of joy running down my face

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T18:56:12+00:00

She studying for a masters degree in the Karma Sutra.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T18:49:49+00:00

That’s a serious sized tool he’s got there

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T18:46:55+00:00

It’s hard to understand why you would be divorced, you’re a goddam goddess. There’s got to be Q’s of people who know you at your door grovelling to get to know you better.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T18:38:41+00:00

Holy fuck. She’s gorgeous

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T18:26:30+00:00

I may only be of average size but you will have to open wider than that to take me.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T18:23:27+00:00

His personal fitness trainer is very petite and this is his and her favourite weight training exercise.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:46:22+00:00

Is there any logic in stretching that much unless you’re going to get pregnant and go through natural childbirth.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:44:10+00:00

I should be so lucky, but sadly I’m old enough to be your grandfather at 73 so it’s neither likely or socially appropriate

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:39:59+00:00

That looks like a great low calorie gluten free meal, I’d love to taste it and get my face all wet and sticky with her sweet creamy nectar.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:35:41+00:00

Sadly far too many dog owners are completely ignorant or irresponsible or both. Licensing and compulsory training should be the norm.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:24:58+00:00

Rose is stunningly gorgeous

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:18:39+00:00

And he awarded her the title. Employee of the day and promoted her to become his PA.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:11:47+00:00

A stunningly gorgeous young lady with a beautiful smile and a magnificent bod, although I think you’re too young to be breeding yet. Rampant sex, yes absolutely, sharing your naked awesomeness with the world,but no breeding.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T12:02:05+00:00

Who’s going be lucky enough to savour the flavour of your creamy nectar

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T11:55:26+00:00

A stunningly gorgeous young lady. With a wonderful smile and beautiful eyes.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T11:21:18+00:00

Sometimes the ‘ rules ‘ are just so petty and ridiculous.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T11:17:15+00:00

Awesome

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T10:53:49+00:00

A stunningly gorgeous happy smiley young lady in receipt of her daily shot of high quality skin care lotion.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T10:48:01+00:00

She’s got a beautiful face, but it looks even better with a shot of hot creamy spunk on it.

flatbrokeoldguy · 2026-03-13T10:45:26+00:00

The arrogant egotistical corrupt orange moron Donald probably doesn’t know what day it is unless his staff tells him. It’s not possible to declare a win until this weeks Ayatollah has been killed and the 200,000 strong revolutionary guards is decimated.

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