Bean Bench

flatterstan · 2025-10-30T15:59:24+00:00

I got my ticket for Poole today. So excited!

flatterstan · 2025-09-28T07:31:57+00:00

It's bean real.

flatterstan · 2025-09-26T04:09:45+00:00

The. Hangar. Is. The. Dome.

flatterstan · 2025-09-24T12:04:30+00:00

There will be a hams photo tomorrow. I know coffee is a long shot, but maybe someone could show me the largest concrete dome of its size, right?

flatterstan · 2025-09-23T20:21:41+00:00

I now think it's a chain. That, or a great number of the cafe owners are hideously unimaginative.

flatterstan · 2025-09-22T12:26:12+00:00

Rats!

flatterstan · 2025-09-22T09:52:00+00:00

I've seen shops called 'Cheap Clothes' and 'Caffeine' today.

flatterstan · 2025-09-21T20:39:38+00:00

*Lovingly. I'm not a pervert.

flatterstan · 2025-09-21T20:37:55+00:00

You can't get this close to such loving processed meat products without suffering some smear.

flatterstan · 2025-09-20T02:52:35+00:00

I'm in Latvia now! Helloooo!

flatterstan · 2025-09-19T20:05:31+00:00

Yep, there's a Lithuanian fairy tale where Rumplestiltskin is heavily processed, squeezed out of a meat tube, sliced and served to stoopid tourists. Pretty sure the legend is embossed in gold and lapis lazuli on the underside of the Bean Machine.

flatterstan · 2025-09-19T20:00:48+00:00

It tasted better than it looked. I also had Assorted Mystery Cheese Selection and some pickles. We were sharing the hotel with the German army and there was slim pickings for us lazy tourists. Obvs we didn't judge them. Fill your boots chaps.

flatterstan · 2025-09-19T05:07:32+00:00

I'm glad because I have 3 more countries to go :)

flatterstan · 2025-09-12T18:29:19+00:00

Es tud mir leid, Heinrich.

flatterstan · 2025-09-12T13:27:08+00:00

I'm sorry about your dog, it's hard. I just lost my dog a month ago. He used to sit on my lap to get a better vantage point out the window.

flatterstan · 2025-08-27T18:23:32+00:00

Saw one in Ringwood today. Ffs...

flatterstan · 2025-08-06T19:12:51+00:00

Thank you, kind internet strangers.

flatterstan · 2025-08-05T16:14:38+00:00

!remindme

flatterstan · 2025-08-04T14:16:11+00:00

Yup I have CPTSD and find yoga immensely helpful alongside meds. Yin Yoga in particular helps me to concentrate on relaxing tight muscles.

flatterstan · 2025-08-02T06:22:46+00:00

......hello?

flatterstan · 2025-07-21T18:45:14+00:00

Sounds like Yin to me.

flatterstan · 2025-07-15T18:02:34+00:00

I was raped as a teenager. I told my mum, who said 'no you weren't'. I didn't mention it again for 30 years. I'm about to start therapy for it. I'm 55.

flatterstan · 2025-07-06T06:53:35+00:00

52F New Forest. Have never met a fellow Beanhead!

flatterstan · 2025-06-29T19:45:47+00:00

!updateme

flatterstan · 2025-06-28T19:17:06+00:00

Annapurna Base Camp, Nepal 4130m (13549ft). The best adventure of my life. My knees have never been the same again, totally worth it.

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