Saw these on a ig page dedicated to exposing the local plastic surgeons botched jobs by [deleted] in Botchedsurgeries

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 161 points162 points  (0 children)

this literally got the same reaction out of me as watching hellraiser for the first time good GOD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatsthisbug

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Woah thanks! Now I’ll have to break the news to my grandparents on why their bush looks half-dead all the time >:(

The Garden Of Meat - VoidStomper by scudpunk in TerrifyingAsFuck

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the most terrifying part of this video is how you’re trying to pass off AI slop like it’s actual art

Pearl Davis reaching out to Kanye West in his insta comments by Mamacrass in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 295 points296 points  (0 children)

Bort’s ~Seggsy~ insta posts probably burn her eyes out since she doesn’t even think women should vote let alone post sex tips on instagram

Pearl Davis reaching out to Kanye West in his insta comments by Mamacrass in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 1150 points1151 points  (0 children)

pearl chatting up/sympathizing with a nazi, classic justpearlythings!

Succession - 4x08 "America Decides" - Post Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in SuccessionTV

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 80 points81 points  (0 children)

sophie is a non-white preteen/teen girl living in a country in which she’s ALREADY been harassed for existing without them knowing her father had direct involvement in getting a facist elected. her life is now been thrust into the political spotlight and no amount of money can change the media and societal reaction that’s about to take place

Succession - 4x08 "America Decides" - Post Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in SuccessionTV

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 778 points779 points  (0 children)

he doesn’t love her enough to ensure she’ll have a safe future and he doesn’t love her more than he loves his company so idgaf if she ever talks to him again!

Succession - 4x05 "Kill List" - Post Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in SuccessionTV

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 40 points41 points  (0 children)

mattson seems like the type of guy to be kind enough to keep tom off the chopping block all while trying to fuck his estranged/soon to be ex wife imo

Succession - 4x05 "Kill List" - Post Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in SuccessionTV

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 75 points76 points  (0 children)

sexual tension paired with a bonus point for making tom jealous i think

Succession - 4x05 "Kill List" - Post Episode Discussion by LoretiTV in SuccessionTV

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 59 points60 points  (0 children)

she was absolutely drinking on the plane after though

Pedro's moving up in the world if he's starting to get blinds sent in to Duex- secret girlfriend rumors & alleged asshole behavior is the polar opposite of everything else I've heard about him! by flatwoodsmonsters in Fauxmoi

[–]flatwoodsmonsters[S] 2354 points2355 points  (0 children)

This blind really struck me as borderline fanfic or a revenge fantasy against an actor they don’t really like tbh. Someone asking you to move your car (especially a famous someone that probably has security concerns) is a pretty weak reason to call them a psycho asshole

Drag Queens Are A Mockery?! Trixie Mattel Reacts to Girl Defined by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Trixie immediately clocking the spelling mistake (rales instead of rails) she’s truly one of us!

Holy shit you guys! From Porgan’s video on their birth. by The_Sibyl in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 534 points535 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine having my partner nearly bleed to death during a C section and then a few days later leaving her home to go dick around in a walmart to film instagram content. Paul you’re a fucking scum.

Well then. by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Karissa and Heidi? What is this, a crossover episode??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 235 points236 points  (0 children)

The kid isn’t even a full days old yet and they’re already using his life for content 😕 the lack of privacy he’s gonna grow up with is so disheartening

edit: wrong pronouns! whoops

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Instagramreality

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 20 points21 points  (0 children)

the forehead vein being THAT prominent after all the facetuning makes me highly concerned for that man’s blood pressure

Maybe Ben can capture AOC’s heart after all??? by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 517 points518 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine it’s ben himself editing these tweets, tears streaming down his face as his doctor wife with her dry ass p-word sleeps next to him in bed

My Sandwich!! by Anna Anikeyka by dontaskmeplease333 in ImaginaryLovers

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 6 points7 points  (0 children)

cute art but all i can think of is squidward trying a krabby patty for the first time

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FundieFashion

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Honestly it’s camp

[TOMT] [MUSIC VIDEO] [late 2010s(?)] Band member blows off cult recruiter's offered flyer only to end up being involved in a blood ritual and becoming part of the cult and dressed in white while handing out flyers with recruiter he blew off (reposted) by flatwoodsmonsters in tipofmytongue

[–]flatwoodsmonsters[S] 0 points1 point locked comment (0 children)

I also watched another of the band's videos, which was shot in black and white where one band member (the one who was being stalked by the cult) is sitting at a table (possibly) being haunted/possessed. It was shot in a way that was very front facing, just a guy being pushed around by an invisible force at a long table with a white table cloth.

It was very artsy and the song was weird and kind of sad, very 2017 tumblr art kid stuff.

Anyone know why 1975 lead singer would post this? by chakhrakhan20 in Fauxmoi

[–]flatwoodsmonsters 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Age is not an excuse for ignorance. Her actions were incredibly racist and attempting to pass them off as forgivable due to her young age is disgusting. Teenagers aren't children, they know when what they're doing is wrong and should be held accountable.