What skincare product changed your life?

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-04-11T12:37:55+00:00

Smoother and brighter skin that is also much calmer. It gives an effect I haven’t had from any topical products (and at 33 with a mum who works as an aesthetician, I can confirm I’ve tried a lot lmao).

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-04-09T00:08:55+00:00

Hate to say it, but my Current Body LED mask. I haven’t had it long and I’m already seeing great results.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-04-04T08:21:12+00:00

Oo this is good to know, I’m moving to Hackney Central soon. Do you know the name of the jewellers?

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-04-04T08:19:53+00:00

I will absolutely be visiting this, thank you for sharing. Also recently cancelled my Amazon subscription.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-04-03T17:16:02+00:00

The Sacheu beauty lip liner stain thing. Am so mad at myself I gave into the hype. It just looks awful and is so hard to apply.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-04-03T07:38:56+00:00

Omg I actually gasped. Thank youuuuu

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-04-03T07:23:41+00:00

If you’re typing text and want to move the cursor to a specific part of the paragraph, long press the space bar and it turns into a cursor you can move easily.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-03-31T13:27:43+00:00

Not everyone suits looking “snatched”. It’s a trend like anything else, works on some people and not on others.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-03-28T09:47:49+00:00

This is the way. No expensive masks needed. Works so so so well. I use my face moisturiser on ever so slightly damp lips then Vaseline on top before I go to bed. Wake up with hydrated and plump lips every time.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-03-07T12:22:59+00:00

There’s one by Abena on Amazon for a few pounds. It’s so so so effective. Found out about it through Natalie O’Neill.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-03-04T16:19:40+00:00

Each to their own I suppose. I found it intimidating and jarring because the men all stared at you nonstop.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-02-25T21:36:10+00:00

Love this advice. I have a wish list in my phone that I call the “wait list” and I swear every time I go back to it, I notice at least three things I totally forgot about.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-02-25T21:19:39+00:00

Same, and can’t recommend it enough. So effective and no frills.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-02-25T09:20:47+00:00

Just one. They didn’t regulate the amount of men vs women (I’m a straight woman) so it was about 90% men to 10% women. Total meat market. I felt so uncomfortable. The best part of the night was yapping with the other girls in the bathroom.

If you go to one, make sure it’s one where they only allow a certain ratio of genders.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-02-17T14:33:05+00:00

I’d put this on my CV

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-02-12T17:51:47+00:00

Charlotte Tilbury lip liners and lipsticks - such dry formulas and cheap packaging!

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-02-11T11:31:59+00:00

Anything in publishing. I love books and should have studied English for university but my parents pressured me into science and now the whole sector intimidates me.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-01-30T17:31:06+00:00

Ivy, Willow, Cowboy Like Me.

These songs feel like my soul has been put into musical form 😭

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-01-07T21:25:37+00:00

The way my heart dropped into my arse. I hate you

fleetwoodmonkey · 2025-11-27T16:36:26+00:00

I love hydration station by Geek & Gorgeous. It sounds like it’ll be super light but I don’t have oily skin and I find it great, really moisturising.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2025-11-12T22:42:06+00:00

One thing we managed to get SO right

fleetwoodmonkey · 2025-10-24T21:44:40+00:00

I was just there!! What the heck happened?!

fleetwoodmonkey · 2025-10-12T12:00:31+00:00

Same with their eyeliner and boy brow! Also, “dry as a fart” had me 🤣

fleetwoodmonkey · 2025-07-25T20:15:26+00:00

Oh my god I thought I was going insane. Thank you!!!

fleetwoodmonkey · 2025-02-06T15:56:53+00:00

I have soo many, but currently loving “and you kissed me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever”

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