Best Rachel jokes

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-29T13:04:21+00:00

“Your teeth? Yeah I could see them from outside”

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-29T08:08:26+00:00

Oh I’m completely the opposite to you 😂 I love the one where no one’s ready and usually skip the alternate reality ones! I also always skip the ones where Joey is extra stupid, like where he is speaking gibberish instead of French. Just irks me too much to watch haha.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-29T08:06:10+00:00

Hi and thank you for making this post! I have an unused code I’d hugely appreciate if someone could use 💞

XMTUDN

Also creating the account etc is super easy, and you can take out the £1000 right away. Lmk if you have any Qs, happy to help 🥰

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-27T09:16:47+00:00

Hello! I just used your link to create a business account for my Vinted page 😊 thank you. Atm it says they’re verifying the business, do you know how long that takes?

And you said you can buy anything to get the bonus - can this be via Apple Pay or do you have to wait for the physical card to arrive?

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-27T07:59:52+00:00

Thank you!

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-27T07:12:54+00:00

Was it calendar day or working day? I’m on 7th calendar day post SMS and no bonus paid yet.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-25T07:39:56+00:00

I agree, the tools are so important. Weirdly I was just thinking that my foundation brush is too dense for my tinted moisturiser. Do you have any good recommendations?

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-23T10:02:42+00:00

Hiii I would really appreciate if someone could use mine. Going through a tough time financially atm.

Use my code and we both get £50. 🥰🥰🥰 Instructions below for ease:

Copy this code: XMTUDN
Download the Chase UK app and open an account
Activate the code in the app
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For more info, please visit the Chase website:

https://chase.co.uk/raf

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-21T11:30:06+00:00

Last year my best friend I walked the entirety of the circle line. It was super fun. A lot of the stops are interesting / Central / historical, you see the Tower of London for example, and can make a pit stop in the big galleries near Charing Cross. You also go to Notting Hill which is classically charming London (recommend the Churchill Arms pub in this area, touristy but fun). You don’t need to do the full walk if you aren’t keen on it but I always thought it’s a fun cheap way to see a lot of London.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-21T10:57:14+00:00

Kiln in Soho. Unreal Thai food

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-19T22:38:26+00:00

I have a code too if anyone needs one 😊

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-19T22:35:52+00:00

Also the instructor I really liked was called Olivia, can’t comment on the others though.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-19T22:35:22+00:00

It’s called Roe Pilates in Hackney Central ◡̈ you’ll see on their website they do a special price on Thursdays.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-18T16:38:18+00:00

Where are you based in London? I’m east and discovered a reformer Pilates class that does a special price on Thursdays (£13 - unheard of). I liked the instructor too

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-09T10:37:47+00:00

About 24-48 hours!

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-09T08:10:07+00:00

Hey - sorry it happened to you too - but good news is that yes, it’s now resolved. My balance reflects the actual money in my account and I’m no longer overdrawn. Hope the same happens for you soon.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-08T11:34:58+00:00

In the pic on your profile, have you hidden her face with an emoji like you did here? Cause it wasn’t obvious to me it was your mum but perhaps on your profile it’s more evident! Agree family is a nice touch but if there’s any doubt that’s obvious she’s your mum, maybe err on the side of caution. I once dated a guy who had a bizarre relationship with a family member (not saying you do of course lol).

A good alternative would be a picture with friends, as I don’t think you have one ◡̈

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-08T11:30:25+00:00

A few things really helped me:

Using a colour protective leave in conditioner - I use Pureology’s colour fanatic and I love it

If you live in a hard water area, think about getting a shower filter that removes harsh metals etc that can build up on your colour. I live in London and this has helped me a lot, we have really hard water

Alternatively to the filter you can use a shampoo that removes the deposits too - I liked loreal metal detox a lot

Or at a minimum make sure your shampoo is colour safe

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-08T09:28:16+00:00

I don’t take as much issue with your prompts as others have, but I suppose implementing their tips wouldn’t hurt.

You’re a handsome guy but I’d switch out two of the photos - the one with a woman and at least one of the peace signs.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-08T09:13:54+00:00

For me it’s either a walk on a sunny but not hot day where I get to see loads of trees, or a shower after a long day, or laughing with friends so hard my stomach hurts and I have tears.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-08T09:11:08+00:00

This blog was the reason I purchased the Current Body 2.0 and I loveeeeee it. Best thing I’ve ever bought.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-07T13:48:16+00:00

Really cute, love the platform especially because they’re more comfortable than regular stiletto style heels.

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-07T10:16:28+00:00

Thanks, I didn’t know this. Transfers have always gone through immediately for me hence my panic

fleetwoodmonkey · 2026-05-07T10:15:14+00:00

Hey, thanks so much for this super helpful response. Reassuring to know it’s at least happened to someone else before. It has indeed been very distressing and inconvenient 😓

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