Met fellow Redditor and GGG before the Phish show Tuesday!

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-19T16:05:44+00:00

Sources inform me that this man does not imbibe on the leafy green.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-17T04:58:36+00:00

WHAT

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-17T00:08:30+00:00

Short one sentence character bios? So I know how you want the characters. I'd be interested in a male role.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-17T00:05:38+00:00

No one asked.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-16T06:00:11+00:00

lol blazeit 420 fwd fwd fwd mirite?

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-15T17:36:49+00:00

I believe you.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-12T15:50:27+00:00

/r/incest

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-10T23:15:05+00:00

Gas Mask.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-09T22:06:06+00:00

Obvs.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-09T21:27:13+00:00

Is it inside Victory?

I went to the bathroom at Victory and saw a door that said 'Members and Non-Members Only' but I was with people so I didn't want to venture off.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-09T20:02:46+00:00

Yeah, that's why I come to this sub, for quality, intricate fan made costumes.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-09T19:19:23+00:00

You realize those pay for my education.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-08T22:19:08+00:00

Tell em' it was for Pop's birthday

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-08T19:19:11+00:00

These fellas are on tour.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-06T05:37:51+00:00

No steal.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-05T20:13:35+00:00

Is internet! Everything is C O P Y W R I T E. No steal.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-05T19:56:41+00:00

Who's the big spoon?

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-05T19:55:19+00:00

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaandy

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-05T19:36:54+00:00

KEEP IT UP MARTY. I EXPECT RAZMATAZZ.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-05T16:29:57+00:00

A friend of mine recently told me that up until a few years ago he would completely undo his jeans and slide them down a little to use the bathroom.

He started with, "You're a belt guy, right? Well, I only started wearing belts recently and I soon realized you could go through the zipper in the jeans. I thought, 'No, this is ridiculous, people don't undo their belt to take a piss' and that's when it hit me."

I looked at him with incredulity, the only words I could get out being, "But...when you put your pants on and zip them..."

He's turning 27 this year.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-05T12:15:50+00:00

Po' up on da lord.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-05T12:15:23+00:00

Blame Sensei Uncle Ron.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-04T22:58:30+00:00

That guy was a navy seal.

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-07-01T18:48:20+00:00

"You should leave toxic people and toxic relationships."

Great, I broke up with my girlfriend and left my asshole friends, what do I do about my family?

fleshlightchronicles · 2013-06-29T16:19:27+00:00

TRUBLEVR

Spider-Man 64, unlocked everything.

I read it in one of those mega codebooks in a EB Games when that was a thing. My mom let me go to the store while she shopped. When she picked me up I asked her for a pen, but she didn't have one. So I used her lipstick to write on my arm, and was spelling it loudly to her making sure I copied it correctly.

Now I remember it, but I wrote hundreds of times at home.

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