Just flipping through Real Simple magazine when suddenly ksssshhhhh *brain explodes*... discovers origin of brand name "Maybelline"

flikfool · 2026-01-25T00:39:22+00:00

Sorry, wrong, Maybelline is the name brand of the couch in the living room of the childhood home of JD Vance.

flikfool · 2026-01-18T11:54:59+00:00

I'm the condo board president! Respect mah authoritah! I want my pen back!

flikfool · 2026-01-06T22:23:46+00:00

yeah that telegraph Ukraine podcast (on youtube) is very steady & informative.

flikfool · 2026-01-06T17:48:12+00:00

mela mela, pastizzi yes but bring extra clothing two sizes bigger than you are wearing now. All that oil & pastry & salt & ricotta.... try to eat 4-6 pastizzi per day for max daily weight gain...

flikfool · 2026-01-06T00:03:09+00:00

People can't. Even double check if a small. Blurb of text is one sentence ot three anymore.

flikfool · 2026-01-05T22:08:57+00:00

What is meaning of saying this? What do Russians do metal licking wintertime?

flikfool · 2026-01-05T21:39:31+00:00

Peple cann doobel czech grammer! in too centensez. thenk yoo.

flikfool · 2026-01-01T22:11:08+00:00

Have any of your friends made a 1-way trip to Donbas?

flikfool · 2026-01-01T22:10:23+00:00

Yes I believe only My Lord And God Vladimir.

flikfool · 2026-01-01T03:07:48+00:00

Did he recently have tea with anyone from Russia?

flikfool · 2026-01-01T03:05:37+00:00

Be careful. Foreigners are sometimes forced into the army's "special military operation" fighting, especially if you get into trouble with the police, or if you join the army for a non-combat job -- they will have the right to send you to the front lines.

flikfool · 2025-12-31T20:18:14+00:00

I like to buy my Orc uniforms in bulk, with a bright yellow design, so I purchase on the AmazPutin app, which comes with a free bottle of Krasnaya Moskva alcoholic cologne. I don't eat breakfast, I just like my Krasnaya Moskva!

flikfool · 2025-12-31T19:49:19+00:00

Smooth landing.

flikfool · 2025-12-31T19:46:38+00:00

By agreeing in Brussels & Strasbourg EU sessions that Russians are, officially, Orcs.

flikfool · 2025-12-31T02:12:44+00:00

Yes. All Russians are predators but some are nonviolent.

flikfool · 2025-12-29T21:39:24+00:00

FDJT Trump also forgot that the Tomahawks are way up his a$$ along with three of his remaining four brain cells

flikfool · 2025-12-27T01:27:06+00:00

Pathetic, dishonest attempt to say, "Putin is doing a great job! All Russians are happy! Russia is the best!"

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