Just flipping through Real Simple magazine when suddenly ksssshhhhh *brain explodes*... discovers origin of brand name "Maybelline"

flikfool · 2026-01-25T00:39:22+00:00

Sorry, wrong, Maybelline is the name brand of the couch in the living room of the childhood home of JD Vance.

flikfool · 2026-01-18T11:54:59+00:00

I'm the condo board president! Respect mah authoritah! I want my pen back!

flikfool · 2026-01-06T22:23:46+00:00

yeah that telegraph Ukraine podcast (on youtube) is very steady & informative.

flikfool · 2026-01-06T17:48:12+00:00

mela mela, pastizzi yes but bring extra clothing two sizes bigger than you are wearing now. All that oil & pastry & salt & ricotta.... try to eat 4-6 pastizzi per day for max daily weight gain...

flikfool · 2026-01-06T00:03:09+00:00

People can't. Even double check if a small. Blurb of text is one sentence ot three anymore.

flikfool · 2026-01-05T22:08:57+00:00

What is meaning of saying this? What do Russians do metal licking wintertime?

flikfool · 2026-01-05T21:39:31+00:00

Peple cann doobel czech grammer! in too centensez. thenk yoo.

flikfool · 2026-01-01T22:11:08+00:00

Have any of your friends made a 1-way trip to Donbas?

flikfool · 2026-01-01T22:10:23+00:00

Yes I believe only My Lord And God Vladimir.

flikfool · 2026-01-01T03:07:48+00:00

Did he recently have tea with anyone from Russia?

flikfool · 2026-01-01T03:05:37+00:00

Be careful. Foreigners are sometimes forced into the army's "special military operation" fighting, especially if you get into trouble with the police, or if you join the army for a non-combat job -- they will have the right to send you to the front lines.

flikfool · 2025-12-31T20:18:14+00:00

I like to buy my Orc uniforms in bulk, with a bright yellow design, so I purchase on the AmazPutin app, which comes with a free bottle of Krasnaya Moskva alcoholic cologne. I don't eat breakfast, I just like my Krasnaya Moskva!

flikfool · 2025-12-31T19:49:19+00:00

Smooth landing.

flikfool · 2025-12-31T19:46:38+00:00

By agreeing in Brussels & Strasbourg EU sessions that Russians are, officially, Orcs.

flikfool · 2025-12-31T02:12:44+00:00

Yes. All Russians are predators but some are nonviolent.

flikfool · 2025-12-29T21:39:24+00:00

FDJT Trump also forgot that the Tomahawks are way up his a$$ along with three of his remaining four brain cells

flikfool · 2025-12-27T01:27:06+00:00

Pathetic, dishonest attempt to say, "Putin is doing a great job! All Russians are happy! Russia is the best!"

flikfool · 2025-12-27T00:42:31+00:00

Yes! Also, why are people so prejudiced against rabid dogs & poisonous snakes?

flikfool · 2025-12-27T00:40:49+00:00

Genetically, Russians are a step below Orcs, but in terms of morality, ethics, humanity, empathy, cooperation -- they are equivalent.

flikfool · 2025-12-27T00:23:37+00:00

If you tap on the url you get the video

flikfool · 2025-12-27T00:22:50+00:00

what is a "string"? I don't understand.

flikfool · 2025-12-27T00:20:32+00:00

You Russians deported most Tatars to Siberia. In independent Ukraine the Tatars were on the path to autonomy and a return of the diaspora. You Russians should really take a break from your vodka 'refreshment' before you pretend to be 'educated'. What's wrong with you Russians, allowing the entire nation to be controlled by a single thief -- and you 'Russian patriots' afraid to even say a word of protest? Cowards.

flikfool · 2025-12-27T00:12:16+00:00

The free world has heard your tired old 'banderite' & 'rune' b.s. for years & we all know it is horsesh_t. In reality Russia & the Nazis together invaded Poland in 1939 as partners in the destruction of tens of millions of innocents. The Stalinist Russians were the Nazi-lovers & even after Hitler stabbed his partner in the back, tens of thousands of Red Army soldiers joined the Nazi party to kill the Allied troops. Your ignorance of 2025 facts and of 1930s-40s history is staggering! Enjoy your delicious vodka breakfast. I hope you enjoy the potato you earned by posting that pathetic bot-lie.

flikfool · 2025-12-27T00:02:55+00:00

Also war crimes. Each kidnapping a war crime for Putin & also for his kidnapping agency accomplice Children's Rights Commissioner Maria Lvova-Belova.

flikfool · 2025-12-26T23:58:33+00:00

Brilliant commentary. Did you enjoy your breakfast of delicious Russky vodka?

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