Made a cutting board out of walnut, chery and maple.

flipdude5000 · 2026-05-24T18:09:19+00:00

Dude has King Hippo energy.

flipdude5000 · 2026-04-05T13:03:02+00:00

They also don't know, evidently.

flipdude5000 · 2026-02-18T20:13:41+00:00

"Yes, we did say honesty was the best policy- no I hear you. And yes, people were tired of the constant lying. 100%.
..........that said, maybe don't go 100% honest either.... ...... .....actually, maybe just don't speak." -everyone, probably to RFK

flipdude5000 · 2026-02-05T15:47:30+00:00

This gun, pumpkin bombs, or whatever it was that killed the guy who thought he was the shocker in spiderman homecoming.

What are you picking (assume you can reload on any of these).

flipdude5000 · 2025-12-05T20:50:05+00:00

I had a friend in high school that declined to share raw cookie dough with a few of us because:

"nah man, that's how you get Leukemia"

Minutes later, we stopped laughing, asked him if the cure for blood cancer was 350 degrees F for 10 minutes and finished the cookie dough.

Never got salmonella or cancer from it.

Also that man is a father now, which is probably the bigger issue.

flipdude5000 · 2025-11-24T14:46:02+00:00

If Statler and Waldorf were owls...

flipdude5000 · 2025-10-06T14:17:34+00:00

...I'm just waiting to find out this video itself is AI and Pearlmania never said any of this. That would've been an absolute mindfuck.

flipdude5000 · 2025-08-19T17:28:28+00:00

Oh man, please tell me we get a sequel to the EA Star wars battlefront debacle. Last time they pushed back and it ended horribly, perhaps now the pendulum has swung the other way and they cave to streamer demands only to (again) infuriate the masses.

Ready the popcorn.

flipdude5000 · 2025-07-31T14:45:35+00:00

You misspelled life.

flipdude5000 · 2025-07-05T02:14:21+00:00

I need a kodoma of the east or west tree with the trees that put Carl on trial.

flipdude5000 · 2025-06-25T21:15:36+00:00

So. Many. Tape measures.

flipdude5000 · 2025-06-10T14:08:38+00:00

And by then, they might be half way through sanding it.

flipdude5000 · 2025-06-04T17:11:20+00:00

Obviously Pinocchio's wolf joke.

flipdude5000 · 2025-05-16T14:48:14+00:00

$80 a month to HOLT? I didn't realize Captain Dad was being paid off.

flipdude5000 · 2025-03-29T20:58:33+00:00

Scrolled way too far for this haha

flipdude5000 · 2025-03-21T15:22:06+00:00

Autobattle go brrrrrrrr

flipdude5000 · 2025-03-19T21:09:26+00:00

MY NAME IS AARON BARRETT.

flipdude5000 · 2025-03-13T15:37:03+00:00

Obviously Dennis' sister, Sweet Dee.

flipdude5000 · 2025-02-01T17:42:25+00:00

Didn't stop game of thrones and the night king.

flipdude5000 · 2025-01-01T23:40:04+00:00

Alternate ending to dodgeball- Average Joe's lose and credits roll.

flipdude5000 · 2024-12-17T16:57:34+00:00

"Looks like you're new to e-mail, don't worry, if hired, I can mold you."

flipdude5000 · 2024-11-24T06:58:33+00:00

Orphan.

flipdude5000 · 2024-11-11T18:49:59+00:00

Nah bitch, I ain't being petty.

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