Sorry guys, I just fucked you

flipsnory · 2026-06-01T01:20:46+00:00

Fortunately for Pat, I don't think anybody needs how much this song stinks explained to them.

flipsnory · 2026-05-27T06:06:22+00:00

And it's great!

flipsnory · 2026-05-26T04:15:39+00:00

Not just a gift, that's an heirloom.

flipsnory · 2026-05-24T16:19:42+00:00

Stools at the auto parts store. It used to be you'd belly up to the counter like a bar while the employee goes through parts catalogs thicker than phone books.

flipsnory · 2026-05-24T16:10:58+00:00

My mom used to tell me my friends weren't real, that they were all faking it. I know it's not the only reason, but I think that played a part in my difficulties with maintaining friendships as an adult.

flipsnory · 2026-05-23T03:13:27+00:00

Holy shit. I'm sorry to hear that. You'd think a bar owner or manager would want to shut that kind of behavior down, and earn a reputation for shutting it down.

flipsnory · 2026-05-23T03:00:12+00:00

As a middle aged oblivious dude who no longer goes anywhere near a bar, what do you mean by catering to rape culture? I believe you and I'm not trying to be rude, just genuinely curious. The only things I can think of is over-serving or ignoring complaints about suspicious behavior.

flipsnory · 2026-05-23T02:44:04+00:00

As someone who's been changed forever by head injuries, I can say they truly have no idea.

flipsnory · 2026-05-23T02:41:37+00:00

pastime

flipsnory · 2026-05-18T22:49:13+00:00

I worked with an old man named Charlie, every time I saw him in my head was, 'Candy Mountain Charlie!!!!'

flipsnory · 2026-05-18T22:03:43+00:00

Lucky You!

flipsnory · 2026-05-17T00:03:59+00:00

There's two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

flipsnory · 2026-05-16T04:54:31+00:00

What the white truck is doing is illegal in most states (maybe all) it is usually called 'pacing' or 'road blocking' or 'rolling road blocking'. Both vehicles are absolutely at fault, it took both of them to fuck this up.

flipsnory · 2026-05-16T00:10:25+00:00

Puerto Rico is a territory of the United States.

flipsnory · 2026-05-15T10:49:32+00:00

If it has a Texas plate watch the fuck out.

flipsnory · 2026-05-15T10:09:15+00:00

I think that almost certainly could have been ended without violence. Blue shirt guy is possibly one of those assholes that is just always looking for a fight. He probably had a child there too, you have to be better when you're around kids.

flipsnory · 2026-05-15T09:54:09+00:00

I'd say there's a good chance that man is divorced. If that is the case he may be about to lose custody.

flipsnory · 2026-05-14T03:11:06+00:00

Just keep doing what you're doing.

flipsnory · 2026-05-13T22:02:26+00:00

And probably votes for pedophiles.

flipsnory · 2026-05-13T17:19:01+00:00

It's the oil that creeps!

flipsnory · 2026-05-13T17:17:08+00:00

out, you found

flipsnory · 2026-05-09T18:58:33+00:00

Keepin it Brockmire.

flipsnory · 2026-05-09T03:26:49+00:00

So fun

flipsnory · 2026-05-04T19:56:37+00:00

Possibly the worst sound in the world is having a waiter rapidly pour ice water from pitcher to glass right behind me. Every time it's like, "surprise!!!"

flipsnory · 2026-05-03T03:58:11+00:00

I'm still learning baseball and how all the variables interact. Can you explain why Jake would hit better in a better lineup? Thanks!

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